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lamfree.bsky.social
[Oh, a new student has arrived?]

[...are they new? It's hard to tell, don't think about it.]

[Callie has arrived in the universe of: PURRFECT APAWCALYPSE!]
lamfree.bsky.social
It's been like a year, we can afford to be rude to each other.
lamfree.bsky.social
Yellow man: you think you're clever, huh?
lamfree.bsky.social
I'm gonna possess your corpse when you die.
lamfree.bsky.social
Yes! Hello Red Nyarai. I am Callie (Scargata(
lamfree.bsky.social
Ghost bitch. Go die.
lamfree.bsky.social
Shut the fuck up. Shut up. You don't get labubu Dubai chocolate.
lamfree.bsky.social
Labubu Dubai chocolate
lamfree.bsky.social
sorry if the writing is straight ass it's 3 am and I'm about to pass out
lamfree.bsky.social
..No. It's fine.
I can figure something out, and I've already taken too many resources from everyone.
Goodbye, I hope we meet again.
[ She'd leave. ]
sparkfriendship.bsky.social
... Wait!

(He takes a step towards her.)

... However this ends, you haven't been left many choices. And that's... not something I agree with. Can I give you some money? So you... can at least get yourself somewhere to stay.
lamfree.bsky.social
... I think I'll leave now.

I need to go figure out a lot of things for myself.

[ She'd begin walking away. ]
sparkfriendship.bsky.social
... I don't know what to do next. About... any of this. This is...

... Confusing and kind of intimidating.
lamfree.bsky.social
[ The other Callie was trying her best to not look at the body, it CLEARLY upset her. ]

T-That is... d-disturbing.

You n-need to possess it n-now, right?
scanagatta.bsky.social
[ Good news, then!

[ Callie physically recoils at the sight of her own limp body. She's frozen in shock for a second, before stammering out an attempt at a response to... that. ]

I-I... u-uh...

[ She swallows, feeling extremely offput despite having had a "warning" of sorts. ]
sparkfriendship.bsky.social
(... He wordlessly shuffles inside his cloak for a moment, and then... the cloak parts.)

(... With a hand of bone, he holds out the lifeless body of a very familiar cat by the collar of a similarly familiar jacket.)

🩸I prefer fear to gratitude, but I'll accept your thoughts anyway.
lamfree.bsky.social
B-But how are we gonna cheat death for BOTH of us??

I don't think that's possible..
scanagatta.bsky.social
[ She chimes in, not wanting to make him reiterate what he said to her. ]

It means that there's - for some reason - no record of me being dead.

BECAUSE there's no record of me being dead, we can cheat it.

I-I think...? Did I get that right?
lamfree.bsky.social
...What does that even mean?
lamfree.bsky.social
...What does that even mean?
sparkfriendship.bsky.social
(He chortles.)

🩸Fun things.

(He clears his throat for emphasis. It doesn't sound right. At all.)

🩸Well, Callies, I'll say again, this is a unique case. I may be retired, but I still have access to files and whatnot, and - you two? No one can decide if you're dead or alive. It's a Schrodinger.
lamfree.bsky.social
I keep forgetting
lamfree.bsky.social
[ She would also be confused, but she doesn't try to question whatever is happening. ]
scanagatta.bsky.social
[ She's... a little confused as to whatever he's doing, but just chocks it up to more magic. She stands silently, waiting for whatever happens. ]
sparkfriendship.bsky.social
... Alright. Cherno, come on. It's... time to figure something out.

(He reaches into his pocket... and pulls out a card.)

(It's shimmering in the shadowed woods.)
lamfree.bsky.social
I've seen it all.
I don't think I'm gonna freak out..
sparkfriendship.bsky.social
... Can I ask you not to freak out...? Or, at least, to try...? He's not visible right now.
lamfree.bsky.social
...What are you talking about.
sparkfriendship.bsky.social
... It isn't. Because the three of us aren't the only person here.
lamfree.bsky.social
What ELSE are we gonna do??

Get some random corpse from the graveyard????

It's the ONLY way.
sparkfriendship.bsky.social
(A flare of aura.)

... It's not going to be painful, because it's not going to happen. It's not what you want, it's not what she wants, it's not what I want.

If I wanted that I would've just walked up without a word and evicted you. I'm not going to end it like that. There has to be another way.
lamfree.bsky.social
...Just kick me out.

I'm not Callie, and I'm not me either.

She deserves this body, I don't.

Just.. make it quick if it's painful.
sparkfriendship.bsky.social
I'm going to level with you, and you probably won't believe me, and that's okay.

You're Callie, but you aren't. But you are. The point is... you weren't always, but now you are.

Means that it wouldn't be right to kick you out, but it's also... wrong, to leave Callie without a body.

... It's hard.
lamfree.bsky.social
[ She would turn her gaze to him, she had a slightly concerned look on her face. ]

[ She would get up and walk over to them. ]

... It's about the whole situation, right..?
sparkfriendship.bsky.social
(... Nothing to do but call her attention.)

... Hey. We... we need to figure a couple things out.
lamfree.bsky.social
[ After not much walking, you see her.
She's sitting down beside the tree again, waiting. ]
sparkfriendship.bsky.social
(He follows... winding himself up inside, for however this goes.)
lamfree.bsky.social
I just saw a really cool bug.
lamfree.bsky.social
...Okay???
scanagatta.bsky.social
...

Stay there.

[ And she's off. ]
lamfree.bsky.social
[ She'd get startled and IMMEDIATELY got up, then she would look towards her. ]

Oh.
Hi..?
lamfree.bsky.social
[ She'd get startled and IMMEDIATELY got up, then she would look towards her. ]

Oh.
Hi..?
scanagatta.bsky.social
...

[ She clears her throat to draw attention to herself. ]
lamfree.bsky.social
[ After a while you find her, she is sitting on the ground beside a tree, she doesn't even seem to notice herself. ]