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Kayla

@lavenderbrarian.bsky.social

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Reader, academic librarian: e-resources management and collections; publishing and schol com. I will likely post about wine, cheese, and terrible television. Personal account, I do not represent my employer here. she/her

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Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 14d

Halloween watch so far and continuing:
1. Midsommar
2. Slumber Party Massacre
3. Beetlejuice
and tonight: 4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

-I'm definitely behind on my movie watching because vacation.

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 1h

I almost had a Jessie Spano type meltdown where I wanted to yell about not having any time earlier.
I’m going to the gym, taking care of myself and I’ll have a good lunch later.
There is time. Chill.

a woman is screaming at a man in a suit while he looks on .

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Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 17h

Yeah the last 10 minutes or so is kinda bonkers and I don’t want to spoil it.
Let’s say that was not the prom procession they were hoping for.

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 17h

RIP Jude and Van Guy. Wrong place at the wrong time buddy and it does kinda suck, the killer wasn’t after him.

So I’m not on team Wendy but I didn’t want her to die. And that was a good chase. Suspenseful! She picked an unlucky hiding spot though.

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 17h

lol horny teenagers, I’m not judging.
That does mean you’re probably next though

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 17h

Meanwhile, Jude has no such qualms. Didn’t she just meet that boy today? That van is rockin’

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 17h

Kelly, if you’re having this many questions about it, you’re not ready.
Don’t go to that locker room!
Ugh so, Drew pressures her for sex. She decides she’s not ready and then he abandons her in the locker room.
And those are her last moments. It’s really awful.

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 17h

I don’t think Nick was made prom king for his dancing skills.
This dance number goes on a bit too. 😂

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 17h

I’m just gonna say it.
Leslie Nielsen could get it.

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 17h

Ok obviously Wendy is terrible, but that red sequin dress is great.

And I really don’t want her to get in the car with those boys. (Nothing happens, it just makes me nervous)

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 18h

Are there any adults working at this school?

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 18h

Let’s all boo Drew, Kelly’s boyfriend.
We’ll discuss it later.

patrick star and mr krabs from spongebob are standing next to each other

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Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 18h

Jude has no survival instincts and is getting in the van with some weirdo.
Amazingly not the murderer.

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 18h

Girl from Prom Night: we can’t tell anyone, we’d go to jail, no one would believe it was an accident
Me: girl, it was not an accident…that was psychotic. Y’all needed some juvie after that.

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 18h

It’s too early to pack for the conference right? (Yes, it is)
I suppose I could think about outfits…

two women are trying on clothes in a store .

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Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 18h

13. Prom Night joined my Halloween watch list a couple years ago. I think it’s pretty good as far as the slasher movies go.
I only watch the original with Jamie Lee Curtis.
And it’s so strange to see Leslie Nielsen in a serious role.

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 19h

I was really looking forward to my plans tonight.
And I'm bummed they fell through.
I might have some potato chips and dip about it.
And probably the Halloween watch will continue.

a woman is laying on a couch with a box of chocolates in her hand .

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Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 22h

I can tell when people think I'm not serious enough at conferences and I'm like "hmm you know professionalism is problematic, right?"
I don't have to be a certain way to be serious about what I do.

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 22h

-I shouldn't be allowed to go to conferences
-I'll answer a different ice breaker question

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 22h

What fruit or vegetable would you most want to be?
(the joke answers I won't put on the site asking me this)
-two large watermelons, because obviously
-eggplant or aubergine (I love that word) because I once read a romance novel that made a lot great aubergine dick jokes
-hot peppers b/c I'm spicy

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 1d

Perhaps it’s just in the wrong laundry basket, but how did I misplace a whole sports bra?

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 1d

And that was only Tuesday

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 2d

When he pulls up in that little car, I always laugh so hard!

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 2d

12. The Dead Don’t Die.

two police officers are standing next to each other with the words i 'm thinking zombies below them

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Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 3d

Let me eat my spaghetti in peace on this grumpy Monday.

Kayla @lavenderbrarian.bsky.social · 3d

Yes I am awake at 3 am.

a cartoon of spongebob making a funny face

Alt: a cartoon of spongebob making a rainbow with his hands. Caption says insomnia

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