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lesbianoctopus.bsky.social
⚢ celeste ⚢
@lesbianoctopus.bsky.social
960 followers 810 following 4.9K posts
amateur musician, professional transsexual 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 34 years old, not yet extinct! Minors plz do not interact singer/guitarist of Wet Velvet (gothic post-punk) bassist of Doombia (doom metal cumbia) PDX
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lesbianoctopus.bsky.social
⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 15h
you know there were a few trans vaginoplasty procedures preformed during the USSR so it’s already historically accurate, even if the socialist quality of the union is lacking
spacethey.gay
🎃SCARE-sha🎃 @spacethey.gay · 18h
you fool. there will be no designer vaginas under communism. instead there will be ten thousand highly skilled surgeons churning out thousands of the most pristine and ideologically pure vaginas ever constructed by human hands. our brave trans healthcare doctors will all receive the order of lenin
vibingvalerie.bsky.social
Valerie @vibingvalerie.bsky.social · 23h
Are women bourgeois?

Ari: WELL I AM
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lesbianoctopus.bsky.social
⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 18h
wow the extra 100mg of progesterone is really hitting

so this is how y’all feel
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⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 1d
it’s just the queer ones that aren’t trans or nb for me. like “oh yeah, you are out there”
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⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 1d
exactly, it’s more being able to appropriately treat assess which is like black belt level nervous system management
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lesbianoctopus.bsky.social
⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 1d
being anxious and trans is annoying because ya, people do want to hunt me for sport
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⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 1d
“i’m not clingy” i say clinging on to her for dear life
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⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 1d
wow cis queers, i sometimes forget about you until i and up at an event where i’m like one of 2 or so trannies
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lesbianoctopus.bsky.social
⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 3d
i’ve wanted to do this costume for like 2 years, I had a blast tonight
transgirl in a bloody princess peach costume showing you her bloodied axe and smiling menacingly trans girl in a princess peach outfit posing covered in the (fake) blood of her enemies in a bathroom mirror Princess Peach and femme Gandalf posing at the function
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lesbianoctopus.bsky.social
⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 3d
sorry the princess is slaying… literally
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⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 4d
right wing people all use the same like 5 pictures to make fun of us when like every picture they have ever taken is scuffed as fuck
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⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 4d
dry brushing yourself is so cow coded. honestly makes me wanna moo
a black and white spotted cow brushing her neck against a red farm roller brush that’s like a 3 foot cylinder
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⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 4d
scrolling the feed? 🤨

how bout you scroll some job applications
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⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 4d
department of homeland security? more like department of shit
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lesbianoctopus.bsky.social
⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 4d
simply baffled
lesbianoctopus.bsky.social
⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 5d
the second you move to portland they give you a card that tells you where the next secret antifa meeting is

unfortunately, it’s mostly just you getting drunk with a bunch of queers with split dyed hair and singing out-of-tune karaoke while vaguely describing revolution through gardening practices
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⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 5d
beating each-other up is next level intimacy
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lesbianoctopus.bsky.social
⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 5d
putting two queer trans women in the same room is definitely a chekhov's gun
lesbianoctopus.bsky.social
⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 5d
lol, CLEAN THE LINT FILTER yeshhhh
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⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 5d
the only warzone in portland is the kitchen sink full of dishes in the queer roommate houses
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⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 5d
dogs in hats 🥺
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⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 6d
honestly, can we just not reopen the us govt? k, thanks
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⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 13d
yes, I’ll have the spicy special
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⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 14d
gosh, there’s gonna be acts of violence against the trans community for being “responsible” for the govt shut down and fucking democrats won’t even say the word trans anymore, referring to the problem as just “healthcare”

i’m crashing the fuck out
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⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 14d
opps, my bad, the house was last increased in 1913 and the supreme court 1869 😂

what a f-ing joke
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⚢ celeste ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social · 14d
the fact that the house hasn’t increased in size since the 1930’s and should be over 750, the fact that the supreme court hasn’t been increased since the 1930’s, and should be at least 15. the electoral college has been outdated since at least the 1890’s etc etc
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