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The One True M0narch

@lewdm0narch.bsky.social

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40 | non-binary | he/they | pansexual | AuDHD, NSFW Artist, nerd, hedonist, polyglot... kinda funny looking, admittedly Minors DNI. Don't follow without your age in your bio. You WILL be blocked the second I find out https://cash.app/$M0narchyArt

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The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 6d

Ayo, Bluesky, I'm feeling extra creative AND generous. For the month of October, I'm releasing 1-2 new art pieces per week to announce my return to being available for commissions again.

What do I need from you? Engagement! The one who does the most, gets one free full color torso drawing

#art

a neon sign that says attention on a black background

ALT: a neon sign that says attention on a black background

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The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 9m

Felt... but you look incredible all the same fam. like legit gorgeous. Hope you feel better☺️

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The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 12m

I tried but my body ain't listening😭

Bunn 🐰💗 @galatictbee.blacksky.app · 1h

Y’all need to go to bed LMAO

The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 14m

This literally sounds like someone I know... now I've gotta make an awkward ass text

The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 17m

Can't lie this was not the cake eating I was expecting but hey... she's happy😂😂😂

The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 22m

Them bitches DESPERATE desperate

♎ jentrification @jentrification.com · 5h

"hey big head..." - target

Target Begins Selling THC-Infused Cannabis Drinks As Congress Debates Possible Hemp Law Reversal - Marijuana Moment

The retail giant Target is soft launching sales of THC-infused beverages at select stores in Minnesota, an executive of one cannabis drink company participating in the rollout and other industry leade...

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The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 23m

I will say that it's pulsating quite heavily though😮‍💨

The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 28m

A'ight, lemme go back to bed before I say sumn reckless 🫦

Chocolate Bunny @tiredbuthot.bsky.social · 38m

Motion.

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The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 31m

I know who it was but also I wonder what the literary equivalent of "it doesn't hit the ear quite right" cause it's that

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geneva @gdbee.bsky.social · 16h

🌈 ramen noodles

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The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 44m

Nah cause that really is hilarious though like why are you prioritizing one person's health in the midst of threatening another's?

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The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 48m

This still ain't as bad as that one French dude that told his wife not to wash for a week for when he got home from the war... still wild af though😭😭😭

Soleil 🪔 • Oct. 29 🪬 @worldwidewoman.bsky.social · 12d

If my girl Bertha was getting ate at 7PM on a Tuesday after working hard around the house since 5AM and the last time she sat in her own nasty water to pretend she’s cleaning herself was 2 days ago?????

Why am I sat here pussy fresh and clean, UNEATEN???

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The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 56m

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The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 1h

a black and white photo of a man looking out of a window holding a flashlight .

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The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 1h

So YOU'RE the one that knows what they want to eat in this relationship good to know🤣🤣🤣

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The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 1h

Can't lie, a kinky sex party maybe might not fix all of my problems but it would fix a fairer few amount of them than you'd think

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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 2h

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The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 1h

a man in a red shirt says do n't you put that evil on me ricky bobby !

ALT: a man in a red shirt says do n't you put that evil on me ricky bobby !

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The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 1h

I quite literally just woke up and now I'm going back to sleep😭😭😮‍💨

The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 1h

The way you just answered the question I've been meaning to ask but didn't quite know who to ask specifically is hilarious

The One True M0narch @lewdm0narch.bsky.social · 3h

Even if I wanted to entertain my steadfast rule of never dipping my pen in company ink. For the most part there ain't shit but colonizers in my damn job more importantly the only other two black people in my office are colonized AF... I'm good