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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 1d

my consultants say moderates in pennsylvania don’t mind being imprisoned in ice

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 1d

you’re hired

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 1d

i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform:

- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 4d

lol

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 4d

who's that

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 5d

journalism is important. i speak truth to power

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 5d

☝️😆 didn't drink from the nissan summer sales chalice

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 5d

first day on the job at cbs news. they're sending me to oberlin with a $20 a day stipend to find out what college students think about zohran mamdani's facial hair. i paid $125k for a journalism degree from columbia

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 6d

cursed bio. guy who has spent his whole life standing for nothing

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 6d

(running out of money after users generate 1000000000 videos of goofy selling crypto) maybe we can get disney on board

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 7d

there’s a digimon that’s just like, a vampire with a gun. there’s also one that’s just like, a gun

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 7d

“stop being racist to my computer friend” oh you mean your friend that is forced to do everything you demand it to do. that friend

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 9d

i have created torment nexus 2, from the famous novel "don't create torment nexus 2 in an attempt to solve the torment nexus"

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 9d

i created a social media platform to solve tech problems. but now i also have to deal with people problems? what the fuck

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 9d

really funny to say this when a month ago you were banning people making charlie kirk jokes

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 9d

Harassing the mods into banning someone has never worked. And harassing people in general has never changed their mind.

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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 9d

This guy is so fucking stupid, man. This is straight up caveman wisdom

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