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militia etheridge
@lichtensteven.bsky.social
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SF, CA · words · collage · vinyl · 🏳️‍🌈 stuff · good music/bad movies · design · recipes · lupe 🐶 · the f*cking mets collage and music: https://tinyurl.com/3d3ada57
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 15h
NLDS: Oops, All Solo Shots
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 16h
indifferent, lean B? i think neither matchup vs. LA will be as enjoyable as the ALCS (and not sure either would beat LA...?)
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 2d
i get it i get it and you don't deserve that either! (and same)
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 2d
just typed and deleted so many things in the span of 45 seconds

BE BEST
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 5d
one-time only offer*, void where prohibited

*unless the yankees advance
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 5d
even quietly rooting for them ("rooting for") while in SF is...tough
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 5d
if they'd just extend the red and blue bars all the way to the right, we could avoid this pain
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 6d
of the remaining, mariners or jays. in the NL...too many demons. i could tolerate the brewers winning, but would prefer the AL teams.
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 6d
devastating to consider how many fantasy points this TOR/NYY game would've given me a week ago
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 7d
should've been at least several strikes!
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 7d
"oppo taco" is a war crime
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lichtensteven.bsky.social
militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 10d
PHI/LAD/NYY
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 10d
srsly vientos would've crushed that (striking out)
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 10d
really interested to see how stearns balances the desire to be more "proactive" with "five RP transactions every week"
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 10d
true, it's a mad world
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 10d
what about the bangs tho
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 10d
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anyone but helsley
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 10d
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was hoping for one (1) game tomorrow...four (4) would be a coup
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 10d
i would trade bodies with him in an instant, to be clear
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 10d
i find him so spectacularly bland, am i the problem
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 10d
not at all a horror person, so i especially enjoy takes from like-minders (yes)
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 10d
"let's go!" says the player.

"LET'S GOOOO," says another, punching his own chest, rings to flesh.

"LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO," as the flames consume his hat and the glove he tosses to the ground turns into a fireball.
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 10d
jazz is mostly about the throws you *don't* field
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 10d
"what's a cuckold?"
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militia etheridge @lichtensteven.bsky.social · 11d
<4th inning> WAIT THAT'S HUASCAR BRAZOBAN'S MUSIC
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