As always. He’s such a pain in my ass sometimes.

And not in the fun way either.

Absolutely. I’m starving.

And bonus — it’s going to piss Hank off something awful.

You get booze out of it. It’s not that much of a twist I wager.

Only if you’re buying, cupcake.

The sympathy would be better if I knew you weren’t smirking.

Because the answer to that question is always a resounding yes. It’s not *that* hard…

I will give you three guesses as to that answer and the first two don’t count.

You can’t hear it, but just imagine another long-suffering sigh.

And here I thought I’d have some peace and quiet.

❛ I’m old fashioned—I like ‘em all, but I like ‘em one at a time. ❜

LARRY.

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