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Parker Swift | he?/they

@linehopper.bsky.social

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Not affiliated with this Flash family or any other. Or that one singer. Please stop asking why I look familiar. » Dimension-hopping speedster DCRP OC | written by bardlockcafe » Story & Banter, Happy to plot. » Current setting: Gotham? Too fast to tell.

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Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · Feb 4

𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺.

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Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 2d

"I'd do it for the bit."

𝗗𝗼𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗲 @sonofpharaohs.bsky.social · 2d

“ The thing that gets me is telling the person doing magic it aint real. Do those people think Í just throw hand signs or speak literal dead languages for no reason?”

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 2d

I prefer Soder Cola anyway.

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 3d

He seems open enough about it that they outright ask, "So what did [you] get out of it?"

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 3d

"I think I caught the tail end of it? Don't quote me, my Worlds' History notebook is an unmatchable disaster. Lemme guess, something something world domination?"

They're figuring some kind of telekinesis, maybe? Hopefully a less irritating one than their 'brother-in-law.'

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 3d

I imagine choreography comes into play."

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 3d

"I think you [know] you're hot, or you've been living in some mirror-free monastery forever."

They lace their fingers behind their head, eyes on the sky when they aren't glancing her way.

"Speaking of - what [can] you do? For non-dipping purposes, I mean. With a name like Hammer Time,

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 3d

"Hey, if anyone could..."

Maybe they just don't take anything seriously enough, but... part of them also notes that there's a lot worse people in the world than El. Couldn't hurt to give her a shot in the seat.

Well, some might hurt. But whoever those people were, they probably had it coming.

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 3d

Ah, a woman of culture!

Verina @spectroflora.bsky.social · 3d

[already grinning] And *those* chicken fingers taste really good!

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 3d

I have news for you about the best appetizer–

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 3d

I have news for you about the best appetizer–

Verina @spectroflora.bsky.social · 3d

No, these hedgehogs have fingers. Chickens don't have fingers.

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 3d

Girl, those might be chickens.

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 3d

Just about. Maybe less? Hard to keep track sometimes, and some places.

"Thank god. Thought Kroc might raise an army."

...They're [mostly] sure El was joking. Hard to tell sometimes.

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 3d

Girl, those might be chickens.

Verina @spectroflora.bsky.social · 3d

Some of these hedgehogs do not look very much like the hedgehogs I am used to...

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 3d

Some things didn't really change, even half a decade later.

They sit beside her, hands propping them up behind their back.

"What's the plan for Florida?"

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 3d

a chocolaty stout that suits the chill of the night.

"How's the landing usually go? Always kinda wondered how powers like that didn't leave a crater."

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 3d

"Huh. Hell of an invention. Leave it to humans to worry that much about gettin' sloshed, right?"

They offer her the neck of their bottle to toast before taking their own sip. For obvious reasons, the beer is decently strong but flavorful,

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 3d

I don't even [do] anything. What the fuck.

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 3d

Reports of my untimely demise are, as usual, disappointing because I could REALLY go for a nap right now.

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Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · Aug 4

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 8d

God I wish...

𝖫𝗈𝗀𝖺𝗇. @imortusx.bsky.social · 8d

I’m not preachin’ to no one. Just think if a few of you had more beers than you’d be alright.

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𝑀urdock. @cornarosse.bsky.social · Jul 31

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Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 10d

"Oh, gross. You want a napkin or something?"

One is produced either way, along with a blur and a moderate gust.

"How's ruling the world going so far?"

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 10d

"Oh, you go–"

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 10d

Does speedster spit dry faster than– no, no. Focus.

"I have one of those every so often.

But. Yeah, mostly just been world-hopping a few years. You?"

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 10d

"BUT I–"

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 10d

PTHAH.

"Your glove tastes like fabric softener. I said 'I missed you, too.'"

𝐄𝐋. @comeswithblades.bsky.social · 10d

Quite the blessing. She raises an eyebrow, lifting her hand just enough to give them space to talk.

“What?”

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 10d

Muffled 'I missed you too.'

Into her palm. The glove is a blessing.

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 10d

Muffled 'I missed you too.'

Into her palm. The glove is a blessing.

𝐄𝐋. @comeswithblades.bsky.social · 10d

Slowly sliding a gloved hand over to cover their mouth.

Parker Swift | he?/they @linehopper.bsky.social · 10d

IMMEDIATE yapping.