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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 11m

With AI we can now automate the hiring of people with little hands to put tiny screws into things?

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 12m

Pick a lane guys. Is it massive deflationary spiral or the summer of George?

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 14m

BESSENT: EMPLOYMENT BOOM FOLLOWS CAPEX BOOMS

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 36m

There’s an old maga guy who parks his rascal on the sidewalk in bloor west all summer. We have a routine where he is in the way and I call him a litany of names on my way to the green grocer.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 42m

Post media announces intention to acquire rebel news media for $10MM, hire Ezra as Chief Content Officer

Probably.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 46m

Better forecasting would have saved 15 million trees?

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 52m

Ya I’m basically saying this. Quebec and alberta freaks have plenty in common, they just don’t like each other.

The barrier is the French’s total unwillingness to participate in the anglosphere.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 56m

I’m not a politics-knower so tough to comment beyond - Brexit seemed like the divisive issue

But if the ppc ever scraps the frenchie leader and starts playing hardball like what I think ukip/reform do in the uk, we’ve got a big problem.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 1h

The great moderating force in Canadian politics being the inherent corruption to buy Quebec votes every 5 years seems like a bad thing to rely on.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 1h

Your boss is my uncle? Tough break, that one.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 1h

Really under reported how right wing our right wing is.

Hard to believe I’m saying this, but if we didn’t have Quebec splitting the fringe vote, it would be a lot weirder country.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 2h

A true non apology apology

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 3h

On fairness to the mince pie broth manufacturing concern, I’ve fallen for the same gimmick recently.

Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 2d

Can check, theme of “beer that doesn’t taste anything like the can said it would”

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 3h

As a member of the British Conservative Party, there’s nothing I want more after a hard days work destroying the country than to put the kettle on, have a cuppa, and bandage me stab wounds.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 3h

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 9h

I have my suspicions that ai erotica will be a net positive

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 10h

Kinda feels like the k-shape recovery in motion? On average the consumer is doing just fine, but a cohort exists that is experiencing true financial strain?

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 10h

Say the line Bart

You don’t hate journalists enough

Jon Passantino @passantino.bsky.social · 10h

Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, @status.news has learned www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...

Have I Got Nuzzi For You

Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.

www.status.news

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 12h

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 12h

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 12h

mfw I didn’t get stabbed AND got risk to do some work

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 12h

I would have moved to the countryside years ago if I wasn’t worried about being branded a 1 acre homesteader living on what I grow who intimidates people of colour for leisure

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 13h

What other things have they ruined?

- farm country living
- pregnancy
- shaved heads
- ?

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 13h

I actually kinda like the brick wall 1/2 sleeve.

If I had a dollar for every tattoo an insane white supremacist had a tattoo I liked, I’d probably have 1 dollar.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 13h

Could be worse?

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 15h

Nothing is funnier than him prattling on about how special he is in an event meant to honor his worthless lapdog.

You deserve it all Charlie.

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