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Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon)

@locktheraven.bsky.social

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Legally distinct angry bird from internet who yell. Also sometimes stream. Twitch.tv/LockTheRaven

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Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · 7d

The brave TOS policy of "You can just choose not to look at the bigots"

Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · 10d

Don't tell me what to do, nerd.

Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · 14d

Hey we're cleaning money. Cool. Anyway graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social

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Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · 15d

You want entertainment, I need teeth, maybe we can make a deal. Join me as I work on a space elevator or something. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social

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Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · 18d

I'm glad we live in a country where our President can just wake up and go "What industry do I want to fuck up today?"

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Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · 21d

This is like the 5th one I've been left out on and I'm starting to feel a little insulted.

Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · 23d

I'm glad RFK Jr figured out what causes autism after minutes of research.

Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · 23d

Ow, my deck. Streaming some bullshit because your internet bird dad needs mouth surgery. Or something. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social

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Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · 24d

I think he has a humiliation fetish at this point, to be honest.

Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · 24d

Hey kids. So Dad slipped trying to avoid stepping barefoot on a nail (did that) but ended up falling in such a way he basically punched himself in the face and broke a molar.

So I guess we're gonna figure out how much a root canal costs.

Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · 28d

When you realize a lot of people think legitimate activism is buying/not buying Ben and Jerry's things begin to make a lot more sense.

Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · 28d

Big supernaturals.

Is that anything?

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Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · Sep 13

Sounds like something someone who wants all the water for themselves would say...

Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · Sep 13

Some real punk energy there Jay.

Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · Sep 12

Holy shit I'm alive, and streaming, and I have bills!

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Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · Sep 12

Sick, I love 'Ocean Man'

Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · Sep 11

It's what Charlie would have wanted.

Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Sep 10

Charlie Kirk on mass shooting victims: 'We cannot allow them to emotionally hijack the narrative'

Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · Sep 10

It's also completely free to do those behaviors, at any time, whenever you want. It's wild.

Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · Aug 20

I'm glad you're using your powers for evil.

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AmandaJealous @amandajealous.bsky.social · Aug 14

Isopod says Trans rights!
#bug #comic #comicoop

Four panel comic in a square 2x2 format, color scheme yellow, green, and grayish-blue.
A person sits sadly by themselves in lush environment. A Pillbug approaches the person’s hand. The person picks up the Pillbug. The final panel shows the Pillbug in their hand and the Pillbug says “Trans rights. 🏳️‍⚧️"

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Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · Aug 13

Don't talk to me in that tone of ass.

Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · Aug 11

"But Debbie...pastels?"

Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · Aug 11

I mean I'll give it a go but I need to stretch my knees first.

Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · Aug 11

Stop trying to activate me like a Manchurian Candidate

Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon) @locktheraven.bsky.social · Aug 10

Is this Bioshock but English? Playing Atomfall right now, this minute on twitch. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social

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