Logical Frank
@logicalfrank.com
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Richard J. Daley Branch enthusiast and general issue Chicago person. I throw yoyos, homebrew and get angry about bike lanes. He/him.
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Your secret is safe with me.
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You can learn a lot from Zorhan just rolling with whatever dumb garbage they throw at him and sticking to talking about the awesome shit he wants to do.
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When it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs, the Go Go White Sox and...
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Downside of my second favorite team winning today is my second favorite team is no longer playing baseball until next year.
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Tough, resourceful little guys who successfully repel fascists with guts and tree trunks? Yeah, I think ewoks are pretty great.
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They'd have to talk to other cops.
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Modest reform idea: Ban police from carrying personal mobile devices while on-duty. Give them work devices and lock them down with MDM tools like a Fortune 500 corporation would lock down their employee devices.

Monitor all of the traffic. Ban them from installing unapproved apps.
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One million percent reasonable.
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Kid Rock legit looks amazing here but fuck that guy anyway.
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Works for me. Kinda want to keep the badass hammer and sickle logo but I'll live.
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An unexpected consequence of going to Disney World earlier this year is I've re-become a Star Wars guy. I'm finding I'm decades behind on the discourse and have no real desire to get caught up.

Anyway, ewoks rule and Return of the Jedi is the best one because of the green lightsaber.
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But still wrong, obviously.
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It's kinda all the bad things American propaganda claimed communism to be so this is fitting in a way.
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October 11, 2025 is a milestone in comedy history. Not only is it the 50th anniversary of the 1st SNL, today is also the final new Dr. Demento show. After 55 years, Barret Hansen is hanging up his top hat. Please go to drdemento.com to hear his all time demented top 40 countdown special.
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Any citrus works! Go wild. Yuzu, Buddha's hand... Watch the world burn!
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20 degrees headed North from Hyde Park to Bridgeport on my bike on the Chicago Lake Front Trail at midnight is the purest heaven I'll ever know.
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Love the Southside LFT. Every day it gets colder, it gets better.
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Love the Southside LFT. Every day it gets colder, it gets better.
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Thought the end of this was a bit gratuitous but good flick for sure.
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Going to have to ding her for this not being party cut. Beautiful dog though.
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Two wheels, one solution
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BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
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I have no idea where that joke actually came about but I'll take credit.