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Lord Pyro

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Vtuber/PNGtuber/Video Essayist/Bachelor’s degree in Digital Media Studies A cynical coffee mug that likes to complain about video games. Ask me about my thoughts on Halo or Sonic The Hedgehog if you want to feel bad. https://youtube.com/@lordpyromon?si

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 7m

Because immigrants are gross and brown but I prompted my Ai to be a sexy blonde lady that calls me stud muffin.

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1h

Tron makes a better video game franchise than it does a film series and I don’t understand why Disney doesn’t capitalize on that angle. Every time they’ve made a Tron game it’s kicked ass.

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 3h

GameStops around me have had a smaller Xbox section ever since around 2015.

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 3h

Starting every sentence with “You know what they say…”

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 6h

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Vampire?

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 15h

Eh, been worse.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 16h

Pussies.

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

You had to kill a whole-ass Kingdom Hearts game because of your failing mobile games! Why the fuck do you keep trying?!?!

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少年アムロ @zfighteramuro.bsky.social · 1d

this thing with dissidia isn't even a "fuck this industry for killing portable systems" thing, though that is part of it

it's more a "squeenix your fucking mobile slop is not clicking, when will you learn your goddamn lesson" thing

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

I see Square Enix STILL hasn’t learned their lesson when it comes to mobile games.

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1d

New Dissidia Final Fantasy game coming to mobile, more info on Oct 14 www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLM7...

www.square-enix.com/ddff/en/

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

Every video game should look like Mega Man Legends.

All of them. No exceptions.

Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 3d

When will graphics get better than this

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t go to college, it’s a waste of money. Degree or no degree you’re gonna be working fast food regardless.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

HENCE WHY IT’S CALLED ABSOLUTE BATMAN!!!

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

It’s almost as if the more expensive you make something the less likely people are to buy it. Crazy, I wonder if anyone’s figured this out before.

IGN @ign.com · 1d

It is one of the most debated unanswered questions in all video games: how much will Grand Theft Auto 6 cost? Amid the speculation, new research has suggested that a $100 price point would actually earn Rockstar less money than if went for the “sweet spot” of $70.

How Much Will GTA 6 Cost? New Research Claims $100 Price Point 'Would Actually Leave Money on The Table'

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

Retcon

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d

I need to learn how to edit like this just for the sole purpose of making equally insane shit.

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d

The only politician unlikable enough to lose to the literal antichrist twice.

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d

Hey what if instead of making a movie about the game we’re supposedly adapting we instead just make a shitty knockoff of Xena Warrior Princess?

Great idea Uwe Boll!

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d

First day at a new job and I already miss being unemployed.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d

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What?

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 2d

Megan Fox has been cast as Toy Chica in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d

A non-superhero antagonist to Kingpin? Oh he’s so dead.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 2d

Matthew Lillard is playing a character named Mr. Charles in ‘Daredevil: Born Again' S2

He will be a political antagonist to Kingpin

(via EW)

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d

He should play Maelle. Just for shits and giggles.

IGN @ign.com · 2d

Glen Powell told IGN that he would be "very interested" in joining the Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 movie.

Glen Powell Wants To Be In The Clair Oscur: Expedition 33 Movie

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d

Dead.

Ripley would be dead.

Unless we want recon Alien 3 which I’m sure many would be happy with.

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 2d

Sigourney Weaver says she had a meeting with Disney about reprising her role as Ripley.

“[‘Alien’ producer] Walter Hill is a very good friend of mine and he wrote 50 pages of where Ripley would be now and they are quite extraordinary”

(Source: ew.com/sigourney-we...)

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d

I see Xbox still isn’t done chasing industry veterans out of their studios. I’m sure they’ll succeed at getting all those pesky talented and experienced people out of that company eventually.

VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 2d

An art director and concept artist who worked on the Halo series for 17 years has left Halo Studios, posting a cryptic message which suggests it was on bad terms.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/halo-ar...

Halo art director leaves after 17 years with cryptic message suggesting it was on bad terms | VGC

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