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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 12h

"Do not trust the cheering, for those persons would shout as much if you or I were going to be hanged"
-Oliver Cromwell
Have a great night y'all and stand up America 🇺🇸

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 12h

Protect the Castle

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 12h

Advice from the Master...

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 12h

It's getting spooky...

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 12h

Cato ended every speech with it
The Republic had a good run...

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 12h

Russian tanks are like iPhones: they release new ones, but they're mostly made from repurposed old ones
T-90As still contain Soviet Era parts; it's why the turrets have a tendency to blow up, they're 60 years old 🇺🇦

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 12h

Taking American Frogs' jobs...

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 12h

Everyone says so...
Really smart people, everywhere

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 12h

Not even close, we're just criminally inefficient...

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 12h

He knows Albania exists though...

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 12h

That's how it happened the first two times, but this time I'm sure it'll be different...

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 12h

General Bonespur...

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 12h

Generally how it works, I'm not sure who all's buying it
Guess we'll find out...

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 12h

Losers always lose...

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 12h

Not as notorious as this guy👆

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 12h

I'm sure "Pepe The Alt-right Frog" is filing a lawsuit 😀

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 1d

"Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he makes gods by dozens"
- Michel de Montaigne
Have a great night y'all and stand up America 🇺🇸

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 1d

Protect the Castle

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 1d

Viva Roma 😀

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 1d

Russia is not "winning"...🇺🇦

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Johnson is an accomplice after the Fact at this point...

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah😀
Crazy....

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 1d

DNC needs to get their 💩in a pile; should be a mollywhomping, we'll see...

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 1d

He doesn't look well...wonder how his "Semi-Annual" check up went?

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Loworderprimate @loworderprimate.bsky.social · 1d

Farmers are having buyer's remorse at the moment... looking for another handout
The world will trade around us; Canadian farmers are rolling thanks to the tariffs...

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