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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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My posts are about posting. No, I’m not pretentious actually.
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · Nov 13
Will the last person leaving Twitter turn off the far-rights?
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 2d
A mate of my postman told him that in his local council you have to apply for planning permission to put up a Christmas tree!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 2d
It’s a shame that landlords never say “if we make them pay more they might leave“.
Why Are Millionaires Leaving The UK
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 2d
A mate of my postman told him that in his local council you have to apply for planning permission to put up a Christmas tree!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 6d
This may have been a joke.
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 11d
A lot of overconfident Reform supporters will have red faces this morning.
No change there then
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 11d
How do you approach your Russian backers after losing in Wales?
Very Caerphilly.
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 14d
I hope the buses were okay.
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 15d
Breaking: Starmer to allow the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to compete at next years Badminton Horse Trials.
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 15d
Breaking: Starmer to allow the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to compete at next years Badminton Horse Trials.
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 16d
I for one am more than willing to get twatted in the face my a Maccabi Tel Aviv supporter to prove the UK isn’t anti-Semitic.
I hope you are too.
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 16d
Liz’s Green Cross Code. Look right, look far right, cause a massive crash.
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 16d
Brilliant
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · Sep 30
No
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · Sep 30
Need to warn you that a load of centrists from Twitter are moving over here.
Please be careful out there
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · Sep 29
I have met many Americans and I would like to assure everyone that the clowns and hoodlums at the Ryder Cup are entirely typical.
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · Sep 28
Thought it smelled a bit funny
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · Sep 27
Beautiful Hackney
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · Sep 25
Managed to photograph one of them immigrants catching a swan yesterday.
disgusting!!!
Rod Hull and Emu
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · Sep 25
Chapel Roan cancels UK tour after immigrant eating her fears
Chapel wearing swan outfit
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · Sep 25
Managed to photograph one of them immigrants catching a swan yesterday.
disgusting!!!
Rod Hull and Emu
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · Sep 24
“Do you think having a pedo dad can give you autism?”
Trump and Musk
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · Sep 23
Scientists have discovered a link between being off your tits most of your life and ending up looking like this.
RFK Junior
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · Sep 23
The American mind will never comprehend the parrots ate ‘em all joke.
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · Sep 22
Vampire hunter spots Trump and Musk entering the building.
Man carrying a huge cross
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · Sep 22
Okay, I’ll bite. Who’s this Charlie Kirk gadgie?
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