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CB Raider

@lpsoto.bsky.social

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First licensed nursing home administrator from my tribe. Use StoryGraph instead of Goodreads. Akimel O’otham, Tohono O’odham, Chicana, white.

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CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 22h

As your punishment, he is going to totally ignore your shoes.

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 1d

People like this, I will make an exception and say not only are they allowed to have an AI family, they should receive federal aid to ensure they always have a text box to type their feelings into.

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CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve "experimented with frugality" and once mixed V8 with flour and margarine to make a sauce for noodles.

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 2d

Update the kid has a Nazi tattoo so the gooner dodged a bullet.

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 2d

Yellowjackets S4 E1?

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 3d

AI says the darndest things.

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 3d

2024: Beyonce did a country music-themed SB show- they were mad. 2025: Kendrick lit-rilly had Uncle Sam in his show- they were mad. Gosh what will it take to please them? ⚪️⬜️◽️

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 4d

I loooooove this, as a person who is pretentious about tea. Thank you for a wonderful laugh.

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 4d

What does it say about me that I didn’t even notice the bagpipes until I read the comments and also I didn’t know those were fart noises? I thought it was insects buzzing.

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 4d

My entire household stopped listening to the podcast and my husband and I were diehards, went to PHNX events, own a few of the shirts, etc. I miss the podcast but had to move on after how they did you!

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 7d

Wheel can’t be cup. Peanut can’t be envelope. Place can’t be other place, noun can’t be other noun. That’s what I’m fighting for. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 7d

His words are a balm in these trying times.

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CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 7d

Only the ones that got the COVID vaccine.

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 7d

1) Hollywood liberal
2) bc this is Steven Miller we’re dealing with, I gotta think DeNiro’s taste in women is also a factor

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 9d

In southern AZ, we woke up to rain and lightning and our orange boy (a rescue) went into a defensive loaf on a nightstand rather than claiming the entire bed as his condo when we leave. He is ready for war if need be.

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 9d

That’s it, he’s gonna go on biscuit strike for like 10 MINUTES.

Maybe 8.

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 10d

The furloughed government workers everywhere, but especially in the DMV area, have got to be livid that he’s keeping this project going after an October 10 partial paycheck and nothing since then, all while going into the holidays.

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 11d

And he’s ensuring this vanity project is not disrupted by the government shutdown.

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 11d

I just finished it! I’m a nursing home administrator and it was truly terrifying.

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 12d

Diarrhea Donald, many people are saying it.

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 12d

Weird way to tell us he takes lactulose.

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 13d

Their lust for money is so strong, even to their dying days. He might be dying (if this isn’t grift) and he’s over here like “this is going to ruin the tour.”

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 13d

Damn my husband and I were gonna fly out to LA for the Hollywood Bowl show and looks like we missed out.

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 13d

Phil Hartman as the Anal Retentive Chef from Saturday Night Live

CB Raider @lpsoto.bsky.social · 13d

Is there a listing of all his Internet nicknames? I forgot all about this guy and this made me remember how much I used to love Talcum X, Ecru Shakur, and Thurgood Partial. There were so many good ones.

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