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Draven Barlowe
@lusttodust.bsky.social
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I am a father. I am a hunter.
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
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Cop Cuties
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
It's on my playlist.
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
Enjoy a sexy writer leg.
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
Cop cutie. Cutie on duty. Come on baby lock me up. Arrest me, make it sexy.
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
Use it for Nel & Val's college funds?
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
New calling?
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
I am not! It's for their college fund.
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
If my children unexpectedly find hundreds dollar bills in random places..

Don't ask me.
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
If the grandchildren come home with $50 bills...

I didn't give them to them.

:)
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
Because of something I said.
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
Riah is yeeting shoes, Jashawn.
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
C A C K L E S
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
Yes?
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
Oh. 😂😂😅😅😅
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
darth vader says " i am your father " while pointing at the camera
ALT: darth vader says " i am your father " while pointing at the camera
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
He's gonna beat me with a shoe
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
Runs before a shoe is thrown at my head.
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
However, I did get to enjoy many intimate moments with your Mama.

So who needed George Michael.
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
I would have slept with George Michael.
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
Seriously. Are you sure you're not my blood child.
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 5d
I, too, am allergic to peanuts.
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 6d
It's noon.

Did I decide to round up all of my grandchildren and take them to the park alone, yes.

Have I already been ran ragged while they continue to bounce with energy, also yes.

Also, Happy Meals for the win.
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 6d
When they other nights drinking and brooding translates well on camera.
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Draven Barlowe @lusttodust.bsky.social · 6d
Surprise.