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Fic masterlist (before I start getting confused)
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lordoflemons.bsky.social
Alt text for the image: further and harsher crack downs on Chinese BL media. Info on post
dawn.writesstuff post stating: 

Update on crackdown on Chinese queer media:

All danmei/baihe audiodrama/podcast have been taken down from Chinese platform (Mao Er), a lot of the the most notable ones that have over 100,000,000 viewership and are adapted from most famous danmei/baihe (including ones that are based on danmei novels published by Seven Seas Entertainment in English like The Silent Reading/默读 and Stars of Chaos/杀破狼 by Priest) have been taken down.

This marks continuation of crackdown on Chinese queer media.
lwjsbuns.bsky.social
It's so unfair. Why does he have to interact with people all day?
lwjsbuns.bsky.social
And that's how he walks in to find a scantily clad WWX tied to his bedpost.

(He's not complaining, but gods, this is not what he meant. Must ruling a country be so damn exhausting? LXC owes him big time.)
lwjsbuns.bsky.social
Head eunuch: Sire, there appears to be a man running about the inner palace. What would you like me to do with him?

LWJ: Deal with it.

Head Eunuch: *...Alright, I've seen the kind of novels his majesty keeps in his bedchamber.* As you command.
lwjsbuns.bsky.social
LWJ: Rules 189-360 clearly detail how to act in the aftermath of a disaster.

This man does not play games, and naively believes everyone else is on the same page (wrong: they haven't even opened the book).
lwjsbuns.bsky.social
The petitioner of the day: His majesty knows I set the Liu residence on fire, but they've fallen out of his favour, while my uncle is gaining power in court. He's clearly using this as a chance to take down his enemies while securing our loyalty.
lwjsbuns.bsky.social
Emperor LWJ is so funny, he definitely drives his court insane.

Whenever an issue is brought to his attention, his response is always, "Deal with it."
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churrology.bsky.social
this is so wangxian coded to me😭
lwjsbuns.bsky.social
Some liddol guys came to visit 🌸💖
lwjsbuns.bsky.social
(I'm praying my brain will stop with the white/blue conspiracy theories now I've given in and typed this out🙏)
lwjsbuns.bsky.social
All mention of the wand is quickly prohibited within the Cloud Recesses, and a new rule carved into the mountainside - it is *strictly forbidden* to wander within 3 li of the second young master's residence without prior invitation.
lwjsbuns.bsky.social
LXC at one point considers staging an intervention, but when he puts his plan into action, he comes back from his brother's house looking as if he's seen a ghost.
lwjsbuns.bsky.social
He (somehow) convinces the Lans to let him see the original blueprint 'for streamlining purposes'.

No one is really certain *how* he plans to improve on the old design, but the screaming coming from the Jingshi is...concerning to say the least.
lwjsbuns.bsky.social
Naturally, its reputation does not survive WWX.

As soon as LWJ shows it to him, The Menace begins plotting - direct quote from LQR.
lwjsbuns.bsky.social
AU where everything's the same, but the Hitachi Magic Wand is a Gusu Lan invention (for massaging sore muscles! Nothing untoward ofc).
lwjsbuns.bsky.social
Moon God YLLZ, how I love you Moon God YLLZ.
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czarinaofficial.com
Less dragon killing. More dragon kissing.
A cartoon drawing of a knight telling a dragon to release a princess. “Release her, Its me you want” 
The knight and the dragon then proceed to kiss and make out
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jalpari.bsky.social
"mating rituals"

𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗲: the immortal yllz has been kidnapped and brought to the lan dragons' breeding grounds.
𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴: explicit
𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀: ~3.5k

fic by jalpari: archiveofourown.org/works/68592516
art by @awita520.bsky.social : archiveofourown.org/works/69397496

for #TopxianBottomjiBreedingBang