Lydia B. Slade
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They require very close supervision 😤
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Mitaka knows how important personal hygiene is to General Hux, so he’s supervising on his commander’s behalf, that’s all 🤷🏻‍♂️
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He does not, he assumed they were just hanging out in the showers on the Finalizer for nefarious reasons
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One of Armie’s most successful scientific experiments!
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This is probably about how Kylo’s arrival on the Finalizer went too
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Hux on the Night Buzzard’s PA system, trying to persuade the Knights to engage in personal hygiene
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IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.
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I posted this and then got distracted writing “Safe Quarter” and now poor Ben has been forbidden to come for a month
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Writing update: I was hoping to finish the next chapter of Perfectly Normal this week but now Armie won’t let Ben come and it’s making everything take longer :/
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Go for it! I’d love to see it
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Like Hux, she looks fluffy and adorable until the knives come out
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Hux is very clear that his vague noises about getting dinner sometime were only a polite attempt to get rid of Kylo; Vampire Kylo disagrees
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🖤🧡
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caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
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I think I need to write this version of Rey into one of my WWII AUs
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Hux banging on Kylo’s door to complain that Ap’lek is trying to mate with one of his experimental TIE fighter models AGAIN
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This is also why Kylo and his Knights are so destructive
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Mitaka has never been so aggressively snuggled before
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It definitely has a lot of special interests
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The whole “circumcision causes autism” thing is an obvious antisemitic dog whistle and it makes me insane, but at the same time I also kind of love the idea of Kylo having circumcision autism
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Picturing Hux draping a bedsheet over Kylo’s helmet to calm him down when he’s yelling, like you do with a parrot cage
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(Also this chapter has porn)