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LzyRedPanda725
@lzyredpanda725.bsky.social
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just a brainless 19 y/o, huge Sonic fan tho :3 horny bastard and a depressed poet MDNI 🔞
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · Aug 23
hallo y’all, i’m Victor :D
•he/him
•19 y/o (Taurus: April 24 🎂)
•straight (currently)
•not a sw (rn), just very horny 😳
•big nerd (check replies)
•lonely bastard (single)
•US EST (East Coast)

I hope you have a good time here and that I don’t annoy you too much -w-
me with a shirt that says “Bad Omens” on it, a flannel wrapped around my waist, and cargo pants my BDSM test results 😳 meme that says “life hard, boobs soft” where 2 women are cuddling together picture of a woman pointing at a cat with a red handkerchief saying “the cat is smoking zaza”
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 33m
of course Rogu, seeing you on my skyline is always a blessing ma’am >:3
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 3h
the bestest of luck to you on your mission ma’am, may your plentiful cums be very pleasurable and not very exhausting and please drink ample amounts of water the whole way through, good luck soldier we salute you
🎶for those about to rock; we saluuute youuuuuuuu🎵
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 3h
chat i’m lowkey sad AND horny so should I:

a. just continue job hunting
b. make a strip tease (either in my Halloween costume or just my pj’s)
c. record a song cover
d. all three
e. bedrot

i’ll let y’all choose so uhhhh leave a letter of choice from the options in the comments
#horny #single
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 9h
awwwww, does my good puppy wanna be creampie’d? well if that would be the case then I would LOOOOVE to fail NNN for you Luna >:3
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 10h
cheers to that Sam, there’s far too many beautiful people (such as yourself) on this platform and i’m surprised i’ve lasted this long 😵‍💫
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 12h
you deserve all the affection for being so amazing (aka being yourself) >:3
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 12h
what can I say puppy? they look amazing on you and I dare to say that they’re hypnotizing if you flutter them at me rapidly enough 🫠
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 12h
i’m kinda eh, still in my bad feels from Saturday cuz I got turned down from a job I was banking on so I have to go hunting again but beyond that i’m decent, hard to keep myself from wanting to cum tho because of ethereal women such as yourself posting your gorgeous bodies here on Bsky 😵‍💫
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 12h
please please please please please please please please please please please Luna I would do anything for even a chance of getting to have sex with you cutie I wanna give you everything you want >:3
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 12h
mhm mhm mhm mhm you very much are Jenna, if I needed to I would rescue you from any and all situations so that I know that my succubus quee- I MEAN princess is safe ^w^
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 12h
of course of course of course of courseeeeee I missed you so much (even tho i’m in the server) and I can’t wait to see what you have planned for your return ^w^
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 12h
YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEEEEEEEE WELCOME HOME SLEEPY SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK :>
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 14h
fksjcsmrkgkdgjfncnfsjf ME?!?!? well why I would disagree, i’m not gonna argue with someone as sweet and beautiful as you are 😵‍💫
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 14h
rneogendjfmwvienagneb I uh- I uh- I uh- thank you Lamb 😳🫠
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 14h
yeah the recent algorithm changes have really fucked over the NSFW community as a whole and it sucks ass, I recommend to everyone reading this message that you keep post notifications ON so you know when this pretty little Lamb posts next
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 14h
maybe? I think the better term would be “most definitely” because you’re that cute 😵‍💫
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 15h
thank you Elayne; with absolutely gorgeous women such as yourself it’s gonna feel impossible to make it through the whole month 😵‍💫
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 15h
blehhhh if only I could help you with that but alas, it’s that month of the year 💔
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 15h
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, i’m so sadge now :<
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 16h
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 18h
whthucenfkwifenfnrdjwowjdbwrn you called me a good boy oh no 😳😵‍💫🫠 (also thank you for putting me up for consideration, those words just get me really weak)
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 18h
it’s all good Bunny, take your time because we shall wait patiently for you to feel better; but in the meantime is there anything that I can do to help?
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 18h
a. holy shit the artist did an amazing job with this piece so props to them
b. if it isn’t too scandalous of a request, may I be the “who” please Momo? 🥺
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 19h
cjrjfrngkrkfemtnfhcnr gods Luna you’re such a dream woman; the eyelashes, your beautiful singing, the drool, I just can’t believe how amazing you are puppy even tho every time you show that you are just that great 🫠💕
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LzyRedPanda725 @lzyredpanda725.bsky.social · 20h
are you a ghost Jenna because it would be an immense honor for you to haunt me m’lady 🥺
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