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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Aug 16

ts pmo 💔

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · May 18

doing so may cause the bassist to think they're the lead guitarist

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · May 18

do not feed

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Apr 27

dang i dont touch this app enough

machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Feb 1

dang i dont touch this app enough

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Feb 1

i love you.

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Feb 1

dang i dont touch this app enough

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Nov 4

serial shitter in the workplace

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Nov 4

btw. i just got back to school and i think my asshole is conditioned to wanna take a shit everytime i set foot in campus. like the first thing i instinctively wanna do is go to the toilet and shit

machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 18

i only take a shit in campus because my apartment bathroom doesnt work. but every sunday my college is closed so i hold it in for a day and try to eat as little as possible. i then proceed to drop a fat turd on school toilet 6:00 am sharp on monday morning the second the gates open.

#darkestsecrets

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 27

my long awaited 1 week break from school has arrived. and i will spend it doing homework!? i might be crazy

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 20

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 20

it was a regular sleepover.

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 22

capitalized the first letter too. YUCK!

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 21

patotoy

- Machuuu68

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 21

skipped PE to shit

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Mika Sora @m1kas0ra.bsky.social · Oct 21

hiir

#enstars #ensemblestars

A pencil drawing of Hiiro Amagi from Ensemble Stars!! Music

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 21

thank you. accounts gone now. i can shit in peace.

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 21

i'd appreciate it if ya'll report them.

machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 21

first bluesky impersonator! please stop. @machuuu.bsky.social

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 21

first bluesky impersonator! please stop. @machuuu.bsky.social

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 20

not yet. but i should make some toilet friends ure right.

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 20

it was a regular sleepover.

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 20

thank god i ALWAYS wear socks ! 😌

machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 20

its my primary tablet! its a huion inspiroy, prtty great too :>

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 20

go to nearest cafe, order 1 coffee, stay there for 8 hours.

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 20

do schoolwork? what schoolwork? i dont know what youre talking about!

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machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 20

its sunday today and i wanna take a shit

machuuu @machuuu68.bsky.social · Oct 18

i only take a shit in campus because my apartment bathroom doesnt work. but every sunday my college is closed so i hold it in for a day and try to eat as little as possible. i then proceed to drop a fat turd on school toilet 6:00 am sharp on monday morning the second the gates open.

#darkestsecrets

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