Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Court Mage Bishop Dowser

@magedowser.bsky.social

1.3K followers 110 following 830 posts

I hate magic. I hate magic. I hate magic.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · Nov 18

WAH 🌌 WIZARDS ONLY 🌌 THAT'S "COURT MAGE DOWSER" TO YOU 🌌 LET ME SHARE YOUR MIND 🌌 DRAGONBAIT??? 🌌 UNDERMINE THE WILL OF THE STARS 🌌 BECOME GOD OR DIE TRYING 🌌 WHERE'S THE LORE 🌌 ISN'T THIS GUY IN A CULT OR SOMETHING 🌌 SURPRISINGLY EMOTIONALLY STABLE 🌌 FUCK RATTLESNAKES

🎨 by @indorak.bsky.social

8 16 170

Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 3h

so many

1 2

Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 3h

do NOT

Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 3h

food

with which to get fatter

1 1

Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 3h

I'm enormously intelligent, I know what matters better than anyone else.

1 2

Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 3h

WHO THE FUCK IS JIM

Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 3h

On the same scale, how fun would it be to read the vividly recited observations of a wizard manipulating a subject into believing they're hungry for spiders, then providing them with a bowl full of spiders?

Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 3h

🎨 by @batponysnufffilm.mov

An electrifying depiction of Court Mage Bishop Dowser losing control of his magical output, resulting in a phenomenon called a "mana flare."

Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 3h

how fat

2 4

Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 6h

SO SPEAK THE STARS

Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 7h

I am WILDLY published, I'm a COURT MAGE of GREAT RENOWN and PRESTIGE!!!! Literature bearing my signature can be found disregarded in the darkest, dustiest corners of MANY A LIBRARY!!