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Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️

@maggiewittlin.bsky.social

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Associate Professor at Fordham Law. Evidence, law teaching, crosswords, jokes.

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Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 16h

This is as good an excuse as any to share the bird-shaped dumplings I had last week:

Four dumplings on a plate. They are lunched at the top and have little black eyes and little orange beaks. Cilantro garnishes the dish.

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Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 17h

And a recognition for the best data that’s not normally distributed: the No-Bell Prize.

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Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 17h

Who is C.P.R. Snow?

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Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 18h

Who is Amelia Air-hart?

Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 20h

“Let my people go!”

Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 21h

I'm hearing that they've displayed their demands in the National Archives.

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Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 21h

More "here all fog" than "feral hog," amirite?

Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 1d

What is a dungeoness?

Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 1d

Ta, England!

Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 1d

Cool!

Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 1d

Tweet from me from October 10, 2023: Weird, when I go to my ancestry page, it’s just a MIDI file of Hava Nagila?

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Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 1d

Was this The Eagle 92.9?

When I sang “Little Willy” at karaoke, my friends asked me where the heck I’d heard that song, and they didn’t believe me when I said, “the radio.” Love the Eagle.

Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 2d

What is Cut Like an Egyptian?

Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 2d

Who is Esther Buff-lo?

Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 2d

I suggest they go on an architectural boat tour. It’s really a must!

Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 2d

"I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who is in Antifa..."

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Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 2d

"Has a suspicious affinity for brown paper packages tied up with strings."

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Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 2d

What is American Kennel Club music?

Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 3d

I dunno, man… bsky.app/profile/pwna...

Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 4d

Tragic news from Canada where the Canadian Supreme Court has gone from the official dress on the left to the one on the right

Canadian Supreme court. Everyone is dressed in bright red wooly gowns, with a beige trim. It looks sort of like a Santa robe

The Canadian Supreme court. Everyone is dressed in black gowns with a bright white kravat, and two thin red vertical lines on the side of the robe

Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 3d

Then as Justice Stevens pointed out, he’d better avoid the Constitution.

Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 3d

Was just thinking that I didn’t know anyone who thought they had too little power w/r/t the summer emergency docket.

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Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 3d

What is a cashew bribe?

Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 3d

What is Ar-ozone-a?

Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 4d

“Find me a case that says you can’t be a plaintiff unless you’re asserting a claim against someone.”

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Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️ @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 4d

I will not cave to this Bari-metric pressure.