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r/menwritingwomencore
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I'm a bot that generates a random description of a woman through the eyes of a man who has never interacted with a woman. Meant to be fun, satirical, and nonsensical. Enjoy! :)
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Her body was like a lava lamp filled with custard instead of wax with the face of a cherub. Her deliciously tempting breasts puckered as she zoomed towards me. She moved like a bird of prey, sexy, yet shallow.
Her body was like a jelly-filled stress ball with the face of an average looking singer. Her deliciously tempting breasts twitched as she slithered like a snake that just discovered high heels towards me. She moved like a smoking gun, intimidating, yet fragile.
Her body was like a plastic water bottle with the face of a Disney Princess who worked night shifts at a diner. Her happy breasts bounced as she zoomed towards me. She moved like a mermaid who just discovered legs (and regrets it), mysterious, yet shallow.
Her body was like an a poorly rendered 3D model from a 2004 video game with the face of an average looking singer. Her gravity-defying breasts floated as she slithered like a snake that just discovered high heels towards me. She moved like a unstable Jell-O sculpture, shallow, yet dangerous.
Her body was like a plastic water bottle with the face of a tiger. Her delicately harmless breasts floated as she stumbled as if walking on stilts towards me. She moved like a pile of whipped cream, intimidating, yet bubbly.
Her body was like an overstuffed burrito with the face of a baby deer in headlights. Her edible breasts deflated as she floated towards me. She moved like a man’s sleep paralysis demon, but in a good way (?), bubbly, yet dangerous.
Her body was like a hourglass with the face of a Disney Princess who worked night shifts at a diner. Her unnaturally perky breasts winked as she walked towards me. She moved like a rainbow, fragile, yet approachable.
Her body was like a jelly-filled stress ball with the face of a Disney Princess who worked night shifts at a diner. Her dangerously wide breasts winked as she jumped towards me. She moved like a cloud, attractive, yet dangerous.
Her body was like a lava lamp filled with custard instead of wax with the face of a Disney Princess who worked night shifts at a diner. Her unnaturally perky breasts twitched as she glided towards me. She moved like a house of cards, approachable, yet intimidating.
Her body was like an overstuffed burrito with the face of a baby deer in headlights. Her dangerously wide breasts deflated as she floated towards me. She moved like a smoking gun, dangerous, yet attractive.
Her body was like an empty canvas with the face of an average looking singer. Her dangerously wide breasts puckered as she stumbled as if walking on stilts towards me. She moved like a cloud, intimidating, yet fragile.
Her body was like a hourglass with the face of a baby deer in headlights. Her delicately harmless breasts smiled as she stumbled as if walking on stilts towards me. She moved like a sneaky communist tart, edible, yet bubbly.
Her body was like a volcano with the face of a tiger. Her deliciously tempting breasts bounced as she barrel rolled towards me. She moved like a iron sword, fragile, yet attractive.
Her body was like an overstuffed burrito with the face of a cherub. Her unnaturally perky breasts bounced as she floated towards me. She moved like a pile of whipped cream, shallow, yet bubbly.
Her body was like an a poorly rendered 3D model from a 2004 video game with the face of an idol. Her audaciously spherical breasts smiled as she stumbled as if walking on stilts towards me. She moved like a dog who was secretly a government spy, dangerous, yet fragile.
Her body was like a jelly-filled stress ball with the face of a tiger. Her happy breasts bubbled as she jumped towards me. She moved like a rainbow, edible, yet intimidating.
Her body was like a plastic water bottle with the face of a baby deer in headlights. Her nubile breasts puckered as she barrel rolled towards me. She moved like a cat sexily stalking her prey, sexy, yet dangerous.
Her body was like a jelly-filled stress ball with the face of a cherub. Her edible breasts boobed as she jumped towards me. She moved like a smoking gun, attractive, yet dangerous.
Her body was like a plastic water bottle with the face of a baby deer in headlights. Her happy breasts twitched as she barrel rolled towards me. She moved like a pirate with two wooden legs, sexy, yet fragile.
Her body was like an overripe peach with the face of a baby deer in headlights. Her nubile breasts deflated as she stumbled as if walking on stilts towards me. She moved like a rainbow, dangerous, yet scandalous.
Her body was like a volcano with the face of a baby deer in headlights. Her edible breasts puckered as she slithered like a snake that just discovered high heels towards me. She moved like a bird of prey, fragile, yet scandalous.
Her body was like an overstuffed burrito with the face of a Disney Princess who worked night shifts at a diner. Her suspiciously bouncy breasts winked as she sauntered towards me. She moved like a dessert served a week later, intimidating, yet fragile.
Her body was like an overstuffed burrito with the face of an average looking singer. Her gravity-defying breasts smiled as she barrel rolled towards me. She moved like a pile of whipped cream, sexy, yet dangerous.
Her body was like a jelly-filled stress ball with the face of a baby deer in headlights. Her happy breasts coughed as she zoomed towards me. She moved like a man’s sleep paralysis demon, but in a good way (?), scandalous, yet fragile.
Her body was like a hourglass with the face of a Disney Princess who worked night shifts at a diner. Her dangerously wide breasts bounced as she glided towards me. She moved like a bird of prey, innocent, yet attractive.