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Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

Spurs conceded earlier because they were ‘playing out from the back’. Now Aston Villa have conceded because they were ‘playing out from the back’. The continuing popularity of this suicidal football is actually baffling.

Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

Ugh, that’s so frustrating. Run out of drinks?

Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

I would also impose big fines on anyone letting off fireworks on a day which is not 5th November.

Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

Could probably be there in four hours, if you’re desperate… :/ But yeah, that really sucks.

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Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

I am once again reminding you that when I am the Supreme Leader of the nation, I will double corporation tax for any business whose Christmas advert airs before the first week of November.

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Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

This is what happens when you do stupid little backwards passes. #THFC #CFC

Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

Jäger bombs?! From ‘Bride Of Chucky’ to ‘Bride Of Chucking Up’…

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Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

Absolutely awful. I’m not a ‘Sacking the manager fixes everything!’ type of person. But we can’t go on like this… something needs to change. #NCFC

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Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

Did I call it, or did I call it? #NCFC

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Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

Another match in which we’ve been by far the better team in the first half, but failed to capitalise… Bring on the traditional second half collapse. #NCFC

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Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

Wow, this tennis ball shit is embarrassing. #NCFC

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Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

What is Kovačević doing on the bloody half-way line?! #NCFC

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Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

We look positive, we are creating chances, we are having more possession… but we have all seen this movie before, haven’t we? Lots of possession, lots of shots, but no goal — and then we concede shortly after half-time and lose 1-0. So I’m not getting ahead of myself here. #NCFC

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Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

There’s a joke somewhere about the Hull goalkeeper, along the lines of ‘Opening Pandur’s Box’. If you find that, let me know. #NCFC

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Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

Still taking our corners way too deep, I see… #NCFC

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Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

Hope you’re right!

Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 3d

I would say no. But what do I know?

Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 7d

Apple butter jar, boots with the fur…

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 8d

Today in luxury surveillance.

Who's Going to Fix All Our Broken Smart Glasses?

Smart glasses may have a repairability problem.

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Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 8d

No, you are not ‘on route’. You are never ‘on route’!

Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 8d

Completely agree. As a Norwich fan, I would give an arm and a leg to be having the exact season Liverpool are having right now — and I’m aware enough to know that things could still be an awful lot worse for us, even if we haven’t had a great start to the season!

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Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 8d

Oh my god, you have lost a few games. And you are still comfortably in the top half of the Premier League! That’s not a ‘crisis’, you entitled little prick. Go and chat to fans of Sheffield Wednesday, Wigan, Reading, Bolton, Bury, Morecambe, etc… and realise how good you have it.

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Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 8d

That’s possibly true. However, buying the cheapest mass-produced tat available — knowing that that will fail within a few years and need to be replaced — is not actually a responsible choice to make.

Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 9d

Yes. That too.

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Kit Marsden @manek43509.manek.org.uk · 9d

‘A great recovery from Max Verstappen’? The four cars ahead of him pitted for no reason and just let him by! He didn’t actually do anything! #F1

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