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Mario is Izu
@mariodabean3.bsky.social
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It’s me. Mario. Or Izu M/25/Pan. VERY smol bun with a big heart and attitude. Sometimes a Shiba Inu. Or a Manokit. Obsessed with pro wrestling. ADHD #ItsAPhillyThing
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 21h
I did it all for the nookie
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 2d
Six seven
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 2d
It’s from a popular rap song. Original line is a reference to 67th street in Chicago, where the artist, Skrilla, is from. Now it’s just morphed into a funny nonsequiter
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 2d
SIX SEVEN
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 3d
Frank Sinatra died the night of the Seinfeld finale. His ambulance made it to the hospital in record time because the streets were empty since everyone was inside watching TV
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 5d
The ending was all elite!
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 7d
The difference is that Americans are okay with this
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 8d
Saying YOLO in big 2025
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 9d
I can’t even lie I’ve been lonely as fuck
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 10d
Go white boy go
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 11d
SiriusXM Turbo did an excellent prank having a listener quote saying the music on this station “puts [them] in a good mood”, and then follow it up with one of Staind’s dreariest songs
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 11d
It’s Wednesday. Phil’s mowing his lawn today
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 14d
I made some all the way back in 2022
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IM CASEY @kcatomheart.bsky.social · 14d
Get fried bitch

Fried green maters with homemade dipping sauce!
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 15d
Woah momma they put me on a whiskey bottle
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 15d
a man talking into a microphone that says raw
ALT: a man talking into a microphone that says raw
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 15d
Time for fried green tomatoes
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 15d
I have to work all weekend in DELAWARE
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 15d
Peter Griffin Perhaps GIF
ALT: Peter Griffin Perhaps GIF
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 16d
Hey shitbirds we got Slayer playing in the front yard and Phil’s gotta be at work at 4am
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 17d
With You - Valerie June
What Am I Here For - Jade Bird
Mountain Banjo - Rhiannon Giddens
Just One Of The Guys - Jenny Lewis
Hurtin’ On The Bottle - Margo Price
Heavy Crown - Trixie Mattel
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 18d
Yesterday we move all these big ass couches into the storage room

“Hey actually we want the couches out in the lobby again”
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 18d
*sets up two room configurations for 104 seating each*

2 hours later: “hey can you remove 44 chairs each and reset these whole rooms so it can be on an angle?”
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 18d
BOOM BOOM
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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 19d
Go to the Holiday Inn and take a dip in their pool