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Marmaduke's Barber

Marmaduke's Barber

@marmadukesbarber.bsky.social

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Shave and a haircut, eh?

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Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · 1d

I expect the next change to be the return of smoking sections in restaurants.

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · 4d

And here I thought she'd have invented the Cornflake Latte, TIL.

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · 13d

Does this mean that Epstein is a jewish prisoner?

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · 17d

You're still in the running with Brandy Branderson, I wouldn't sweat it

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · 18d

Come on, Kristi Noem looked like a completely different person back then, you can't just assume that was her tweeting this horseshit.

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · 19d

missed opportunity to use this, sir.

a close up of a man 's face with the word fascinating written below him

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the word fascinating written below him

media.tenor.com

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · 25d

this wasn't a speech by the DUI hire, this was Frick and Frack daring that whole room to overthrow him like they should.

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · 29d

they're finally going to switch it up from having just brown people as the targets?

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Sep 26

where's the petition to get medals for all the warriors that sent Custer to hell?

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Sep 23

this is mostly just what Glendale looks like most of the time anyways.

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Sep 22

he looks like the California Raisin that was kicked out for having no rhythm.

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Sep 22

When i was a kid, a coke with pop rocks was as much of a death sentence as accidentally swallowing a watermelon seed.

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Sep 17

I like bsky.app/profile/scie... , that's about the extent of my podcasting.

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Sep 16

I'm sure Collins will be bringing her best frown for this occasion, yes? Maybe Murkowski loses a night of sleep over her pained decisions?

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Sep 6

Is that supposed to be trump? hard to tell, there's no concealer on his hands.

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Sep 5

75 years from now, we will look back and realize that the DMCA and Telecommunications Act of 1996 were the most influential and worst pieces of legislation ever written.

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Sep 5

2019, so clearly this was Biden's doing.

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Sep 5

ah, the high priestess of pulling the ladder up behind her, seeing to it that her follow women stay in the kitchen. Baking cookies for the PTO really seems more her speed.

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Sep 4

Maybe that's what John Kennedy is trying to warn us about with his posterboard

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Sep 2

I think that judge grabbed him by the Posse.

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Sep 2

Honestly, not that it matters, but she looks like someone that's attractive underneath all the pain that she's carrying.

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Aug 29

Look, everybody dies, alright?

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Aug 29

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Aug 29

Next up, Rudy Ghouliani moves to Tennessee.

Marmaduke's Barber @marmadukesbarber.bsky.social · Aug 27

Everyone knows he got that bruise from backhanding all those world leaders into submission