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Marshall Scott
@marshallscott.bsky.social
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 1d
Bro I don’t think we saved the daylight bro
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 1d
Did we do it, did we save the daylight
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 1d
Sorry I ghosted you on Halloween
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 30
Hi lol
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 28
I love you
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 28
it was court ordered
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 28
Same tbh
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 28
Hell yeah
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 28
No, you
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 28
a young boy in a green and black striped shirt is smiling and says jesus christ .
ALT: a young boy in a green and black striped shirt is smiling and says jesus christ .
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 28
Shabby dabby do
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 28
Hell yeah
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 28
How’s it goin
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 26
Well that escalatored quickly
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 26
Calling the police cuz someone turned the escalator into stairs
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 24
Rubbing crushed Tylenol on my gums while easily walking up a broken escalator
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 24
Freebasing Tylenol in the office parking lot
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 24
I thought he got trapped in an elevator, are you telling me the escalator turned into stairs and he didn’t know what to do 😭
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 4
So true
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 4
I’m gonna do it
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 3
Getting escorted outta the bar cuz I won’t stop showing the bartender my old tweets
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 2
If I skeet here
If I just skeet here
Would you skeet with me
And just skeet at the world
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 1
Calling my boss to tell him he sucks
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Aug 15
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Jul 18
No I didn't see the Coldplay jumbotron thing I was busy looking at my wife
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