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Marshmallow Pie

@marshmallowpie.bsky.social

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A pink, sparkling fairy bunny. (M) Millennial from 1991 PORN ARTIST! WEIRD PORN! WITH CLOWNS SOMETIMES! (That means no minors allowed, so DNI) Single and looking (it's really hard to find people my age who are also into the things that I like)

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Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · Oct 13

If you or someone you know is a big inflatable latex himbo clown demon who likes to lurk in the shadows to pounce on little bunnies and turn them into helpless horny jester toys for the coming circus apocalypse, please contact me.

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Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 1d

Yes please yes please yes please yes please yes please omg horsey halloween costume tffffffffffffffff

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FOX (comms open btw) @foxvolp.bsky.social · 2d

I hope fortnite harry potter its like what happend with the cybertruck

Aka destroy/kill on sigth

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Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 1d

Useless cops being useless again

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Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 1d

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Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 1d

Owowowo-oh iyee-iyee-iyee I'm falling so I'm taking my time with my life

Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 1d

Hold on big guy let's take this to the bedroom

Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 1d

Trying to follow every furry on bluesky

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Jarsai Var @jarsaivar.bsky.social · 2d

I am not sure how much trust is left regarding local or federal law enforcement now days.

Police reports read like cop fan fiction.

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Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god I'm so sorryyyy 😭

Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 2d

We got horses like that in a kinky ttrpg I'm in.

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DogManArt (COMMS CLOSED FOR NOW) @dogmanartnsfw.bsky.social · 2d

Anywho keep, harassing big companies and drawing dick and balls and pussy and tits and everything in between...

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Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 2d

Oh I didn't know that. In that case it makes perfect sense for the Semibots to join.

Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 2d

WHY ARE THE SEMIBOTS IN FORTNITE IT'S SUCH A NEW GAME

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Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 2d

EVERYONE IS HERE

Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 2d

Huh, it's November seco-.....

FUCK!!

I FORGOT TO WAKE GREEN DAY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 2d

Careful not to get a neck cramp using your phone in the bath. That position can really compress your jaw.

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Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 2d

It's..... It's probably fine....

Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 2d

I love how perfectly round the top of your head is heheheheh

Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 2d

We will if we pursue justice.

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Travis Bickerstaff @bickpixx.bsky.social · 2d

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Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 2d

You just know that if you put on metaphysical goggles or whatever you'll see some toony ghost glove hands givin' him the best most thorough handjob of his existence and the only thing he can do is watch, like seeing his eyes moving too when you look through the goggles~

Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my god I knew it was Alan before I even read your description, so very good!

Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 2d

Can't be any worse than the pink-eye crust crumble topping from that uh, that... Cafeteria dessert in Codename: Kids Next Door

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Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my god I've been having fun ideas again

Marshmallow Pie @marshmallowpie.bsky.social · 2d

Gooning to death in front of the Mirror of Erised