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Marta Schantz

@martaschantz.bsky.social

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Here for the local ALX politics. Also probably a good mix of climate action fangirling and sci-fi/fantasy/romance book love. Too excited to worry about typos.

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Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · 5d

FOUND A FREEDOM RABBIT @aphan.bsky.social

Ahn Phan wearing a massive awesome bunny suit at the Alx No Kings rally

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Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · 6d

Who???

Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · 7d

No 🥲

Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · 8d

Ditto, glad to have Kristen Weber on there

Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · 8d

THEY REARRANGED THE ALDI ON MONROE 😭😭😭

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Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · 10d

What did you buy?!

Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · 11d

They need water for cooling because otherwise the supercomputing chips overheat and melt (there is likely a much more scientific way to say this). Traditional air conditioning doesn't suffice.

Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · 12d

Baby Ryan Gosling!!

a group of men are standing next to each other in a room talking to each other .

Alt: Baby Ryan Gosling in Remember the Titans

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Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · 12d

I also had the distinct pleasure of teaching Jarred about the WZZM 13 Weatherball, which informed me of the day's weather on the morning news for many many years wzzm13.com www.wzzm13.com/weather-ball

Grand Rapids Leading Local News: Weather, Traffic, Sports and more | Grand Rapids, Michigan | wzzm13.com

13OnYourSide.com is the official website for WZZM-TV, your trusted source for breaking news, weather and sports in Grand Rapids, MI

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Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · 12d

Oh man nothing brings me back to Western Michigan faster than a sign for Fazolis (hello from my quick weekend trip in the mitten)

Fazolis, a fast casual Italian restaurant that was SO COOL to go to in high school

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Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · 13d

I desperately want to bring my virgin husband and teach him to throw toast

Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · 13d

Bahaha love this

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Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · 19d

Is it an automobile that delivers a show, or is it a mobile phone app for a show?

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Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · 24d

Maryland Renaissance Festival did not disappoint 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

#CoolMom wearing assassin outfit with massive $1 watermelon and large turkey leg and bag of kid shit, with the Ren Faire vibesss in the background

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Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · 27d

Yes ma'am!! Octavia did not hold back in her storytelling!!

Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · 27d

I met the station worker who adopted Gregory! I got so much tea and know all the drama

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Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · Sep 23

Oh no

a woman with glasses says oh what have i done on peacock

ALT: a woman with glasses says oh what have i done on peacock

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Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · Sep 23

Love my Lions!! What a game omg 🏈🦁💙

Meme of "and I took that personally" that no one projected the Lions to beat the Ravens last night

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Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · Sep 23

Also, love any opportunity to make a case for THE ORB. Excellent journalism 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · Sep 23

Clippity clop!!! A really excellent edition, friends. And fwiw, I very much enjoy the phrase "ARH(A)ot Water" and look forward to its celebratory reprise whenever they start equipment upgrades to heat pump water heaters (unconfirmed; I'm manifesting)

Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · Sep 23

My takeaway is that we need more pies in Alx

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Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · Sep 23

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · Sep 22

Yasssss ⚔️🦌👁️🦅🖤

Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · Sep 20

That math doesn't math

Marta Schantz @martaschantz.bsky.social · Sep 20

She's perfect. #labubu

My Labubu!! Just came in the mail. She's a lil bit fugly and I love her.