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Maruhi Academy: Japanese Pick Up Lines

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · 2d

It's 2025 and they still haven't invented a sink that displays what temperature you set it to

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Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · 3d

Do not trust the person you think you are when you're alone

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · 12d

Toy Story had the worst dog model I've ever seen in my fucking life

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · 15d

Wtf Johnny Appleseed is a real person

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · 18d

The rapture did happen it's just that no one is allowed into heaven cause some extinct Amazonian cult was actually the correct religion

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · 20d

I've never seen a Bronco that's not red in my life

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · 22d

Sexy Japanese Pick Up Lines

youtu.be/xeKX8JywZTs

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Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · 22d

Just discovered who D4vid is cause of the news honestly his shit is fire

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · 23d

I have this idea where I sponsor people's small businesses for like 20 bucks

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · 28d

Why is it spelled Lasagna when it should be Lazanya

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · Sep 10

Charlie Kirk lost a debate so badly he fucking died

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · Sep 9

White people are so good at making mean yet mild phrases

Light isn't getting any greener buddy
Newsflash Einstein
Listen here pal

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · Sep 9

People who don't know how fucking fast the fidget spinner craze ended are the same people who spends thousands of dollars on Labubus

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · Sep 5

Top ten CP

CyberPunk
Cerebral Palsy
Calgary Police
Chest Pain
Command Post
Canadian Press
Ceruloplasmin
Contingency Planning
Chief Patriarch
Christian Prayer

Before Prefectures: Japan’s Provinces & Domains Explained

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · Sep 2

This is the worst performing video I had all year and I know it's cause I reuploaded it fuck

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · Sep 2

youtu.be/LXbQBFnzqq0

Reupload due to youtube fucking with me

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · Sep 1

youtu.be/kFvKXEpBag8

20 ways to divide Japan

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Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · Aug 30

I want to visit Europe just to fucking smoke a pickpocketer

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · Aug 26

Another way to spell Katy Perry is KVIIITI PERI

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · Aug 24

If I have kids I'm not buying them toys

The only toy they'll get is a gold pan

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · Aug 18

I invented three new words today:

Bloggle - a round type of jello

Bloggler - a person who makes round jello

Blogglering - the act of creating round jello

Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · Aug 10

I feel as if I don't see much AI content anymore which could only mean 1 of 2 things:

1) I only notice the bad AIs and the good ones just go past my radar

2) AI hype is finally dying cause those cunts realize we all hate them

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Maruhi Academy @maruhiacademy.bsky.social · Aug 9

The opposite of California Dreaming is Texas Chainsaw Massacre