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Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE)

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Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · Nov 7

hello all! if you are reading this then you have stumbled on the corner of the internet where i write and post about expansion-based fiction. if you're that way inclined, feel free to take a look!

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Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 33m

Most favourite thing: INSANE levels of fanservice, I honestly can't tell you how fun it is to play as each character on the roster.

Least favourite thing: I really, really, REALLY hate how DLC characters were handled in this game. No special voice lines/interactions? Expensive prices? I dunno, man.

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 35m

Most favourite thing: Absolutely GORGEOUS pixel art, holy fucking shit, just LOOK at how fluid everything is—

Least favourite thing: I wish there were a few more platforming segments because the game could've done some neat platforming challenges quite well.

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 37m

Most favourite thing: Aesthetic absolutely unparalleled by any modern game, from soundtrack to graphical style. Shit fucks.

Least favourite thing: You know how old games have archaic game design where you're expected to have a manual to find shit out? I felt that while playing JSRF.

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 40m

Most favourite thing: It has Himiko Yumeno in it.

Least favourite thing: The Monokubs are my least favourite mascots in the entire Danganronpa series. I just don't think they're very funny at all, which is the point because I think they're a commentary on shows jumping the shark, but... ugh...

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 44m

Most favourite thing: Pretty much a perfect Sonic game, the fanservice is just out of this world.

Least favourite thing: Way, way, WAY too fucking short, and I feel like the Westopolis DLC is emblematic of that. Just one act and two Challenge Gates and that's it.

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 46m

Most favourite thing: KH3's combat is the best in the series and I will die on this hill.

Least favourite thing: The more I think about the final act of KH3's story, the more I kind of feel disappointed. It felt like they were focused more on setting up sequels than properly resolving plot points.

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 49m

Most favourite thing: It takes a while for this game to lock in, but when it does, you'll be floored by just how good the story of Xenoblade Chronicles 2 becomes.

Least favourite thing: The game design is archaic when jumping from XC1 to XC2, suffice to say...

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 52m

Most favourite thing: Pseudoregalia's movement is all I've ever wanted for a 3D platformer game, also Sybil is HOT as FU—

Least favourite thing: The story is pretty simplistic by default, but I feel like the final boss just kinda. Came outta nowhere. And then the game ends. (Okay, man.)

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 53m

Most favourite thing: I feel like DMC3's story is the most simple but also the most powerful out of all the mainline DMC games.

Least favourite thing: The restricted style switching really sucks and having to go to another Divinity Statue is more tedious than fair. (Switch users do not interact.)

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 56m

Most favourite thing: Yakuza 7 is the most socially relevant Yakuza game in the series and the way it incorporates real life social problems into the plot is just masterful, honestly.

Least favourite thing: HOOOOOLY FUCK GRINDING IN THIS GAME IS ABSOLUTELY BALLCRUSHING OH MY GOD.

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 58m

Most favourite thing: Xenogears is probably the most ambitious story ever told on the PS1 and playing it really makes you get immersed in the story Takahashi was trying to tell with the medium.

Least favourite thing: The combat does get tedious after a while with the jacked-up enemy encounters.

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 1h

Most favourite thing: The Great Ace Attorney lives up to its name; from worldbuilding to characters to story, it is the greatest Ace Attorney game, bar none.

Least favourite thing: The budget sharply dropped for Resolve, so certain gameplay mechanics are underutilised more than they should be.

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 1h

For every like this post gets, I will list one of my favourite games and my most/least favourite thing about it.

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Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 1h

Remember, folks: if you time it at just the right moment, you CAN parry your own burst after being inflated beyond reasonable capacity.

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 1h

Pavlovian conditioning? Like the dessert? I'm not a fan of pavlova, but I appreciate the offer, thank you.

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 1h

Tenko doing this but Himiko is so absurdly obese that her rolls just kinda fill up the rest of the frame and she's sweating and wheezing. (Somehow, Tenko's arms are NOT quivering at all.)

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 1h

The way my forehead vein just fucking bulged out as I resisted to reply "LIKE A WHAT?!" immediately.

...GOD FUCKING DAMNIT—

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 2h

"I... I can't believe it..." Himiko thought to herself, incapable of voicing anything on account of the petatons of faceflab pursing her lips as her blubber slowly spread across the universe. "I guess... I really am the Massive Mage now..."