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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 29d

"Odysseushadesgame still hot. What the FUCK did they put into him??"
"Lesbian bait, I guess"

"Come on Peepaw, let's get you back into Tartarus"

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · Sep 9

Speaking of gossipy guess whose ex-boss who is waiting for trial was spotted at a Tigers game and the picture passed around the office

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · Sep 9

They messaged me on teams to congratulate me and ask what happened because they're all gosspiy

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · Sep 9

Not the whole office listening to the conclusion of my since December long battle with (government agency) to get a simple status change for a couple items that I am unable to change myself

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · Aug 29

Me: Yeah I have a migraine so I'm gonna bounce in like 10"
Coworker: "You know what you need?"

At the same time:
Me: "Flower 🍃"
🥝: "Tequila."

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · Aug 8

@mitchfizzl.bsky.social honestly I feel like you two would get along because your levels of troll are very similar

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · Aug 8

I have one coworker who lets us request songs on his speaker. He tends to troll us and has been playing Who Let The Dogs Out basically every day for the past six months as well. He's off for his birthday today but he's still with us in spirit.

He just put Who Let The Dogs Out on remotely.

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · Aug 4

Overheard at work:
R: "J?"
J: "J?"
R: "J? Are you okay?"
J: "No."
R: "Oh, okay." *continues working*

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Philadelphia Phillies (Bot) @notphillies.bsky.social · Jul 19

Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · Jul 18

Me watching the fake girlie with confidence issues befriend the other fake girlie with the confidence issues just waiting for the inevitable

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · Jul 17

(I'll tell you what for my Michigan friends and even other places - Rank Choice Vote. And connect with your community. And yes, you have to actually go to events to do that. Go to a town hall, a protest, a community garden and volunteer, door knock for PBS, be an escort for PP. Go Outside.)

Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · Jul 17

I'm so fucking sick of sitting and spinning in goddamned news stories when we should DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. YES he is a pedo, now WHAT DO WE DO TO STOP HIS IMPACT THE MOST.

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · Jul 17

Here's the thing: I don't give a FUCK about the Epstein Files. I don't give a FUCK because I ALREADY KNEW BOTH THOSE MEN WERE BAD. I don't need MORE proof the Donald Trump is a pedo, he has ADMITTED IT HIMSELF.

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Sam & Ickah @ Youmacon! @boldegoist.bsky.social · Jul 17

Ninth house family portrait, perhaps?

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · Jul 16

A pivotal coming of age moment in a millennial woman’s life is when you found the forum from which all the male music snobs you knew were stealing their opinions

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · Jul 9

I wanted to take her to Partridge so we could get a bone and people watch like we used to. I wanted to get a photoshoot done because my parents fucked up the family photos I wanted to take because I have NO pictures of me and her together unless I took them myself as a selfie. I miss her so much.

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · Jul 9

she visited me in my dreams last night

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · Jul 7

...this is the boss that was escorted out by cops for alleged fraud. Perhaps this is more concerning now.

Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · May 1

Boss A, holding a machete with the energy of a toddler saying "watch this:" "You know, I kinda 'get' murderers."

Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · Jun 29

Some guy in the gay bookstore today told me I looked like Tilda Swinton like what a compliment honestly

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · May 20

Its so nice; I honestly thought of you at one point because you always talk about how your boss has your back so much!! It seriously makes such a big difference and I'm so much less stressed with a boss who looks out for me.

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · May 20

Boss came to talk to me (and only me) about our open enrollment this week and idk if its bc I've had a hard time with all the nuances of the new policies at work etc or if its bc she knows I dont talk to my parents but it was really nice 🥺 crazy how I've had my first good boss (outside retail) at 33

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · May 18

SCREECH IT DOESNT MATTER BC THEYRE ALL SO GOOD OMG

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · May 16

He's that guy that always steals stuff out of the fridge and everyone knows it but they're scared to say anything

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · May 14

My boss, explaining what whipits are to the 22 year old employee

Another normal day

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Match @C2E2 @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · May 14

-lesbians saying they don't want to date bi women are valid; as a former bi woman i completely understand because yes I did indeed center men and a LOT OF YOU STILL DO
-bi people are 100% part of the community even if they're in a "straight presenting" relationship