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Maya @mayamayi.bsky.social · 8h

2 birthday parties, a lovely night with friends, and in bed before midnight. Other bitches please take note about the benefits of the 5pm event!

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Maya @mayamayi.bsky.social · 13h

Can anyone recommend some good day one’s to switch up on

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Maya @mayamayi.bsky.social · 1d

Season change got me feeling like a real lesbian

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Maya @mayamayi.bsky.social · 2d

Shawty is looking real plausible

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Maya @mayamayi.bsky.social · 7d

I dropped him off at mood ring talking to a woman in a “stop slut shaming and start slut celebrating” shirt. I have done all I can

Maya @mayamayi.bsky.social · 12d

Buying a ticket to ‘indie sleaze’ night at market hotel just so I can help one of my oldest guy friends score insane bisexual pussy. Ally of the year…

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Maya @mayamayi.bsky.social · 7d

Making incredible developments in how to style my hair. Watch this space

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Maya @mayamayi.bsky.social · 9d

I don’t think so

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Maya @mayamayi.bsky.social · 9d

I could throw you across a room

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Maya @mayamayi.bsky.social · 9d

Someone challenged me to an arm wrestling match and agnes went “why would you do that do you know who she is?”

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Maya @mayamayi.bsky.social · 10d

I love running into basketball people out of context

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Maya @mayamayi.bsky.social · 12d

Buying a ticket to ‘indie sleaze’ night at market hotel just so I can help one of my oldest guy friends score insane bisexual pussy. Ally of the year…

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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 12d

my terrible advice to people in their 20s is that the best way to make friends for life is to messily sleep with lots of people you’ve only recently met