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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · 4d

Is it true they all actually hate each other and throw glass at each other constantly???

maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · 5d

Guy who has a cartoon horror life where anytime he goes into the bathroom just the absolute worst things start happening. The urinals start spraying blood, there's a decapitated head in the toilet that talks in one stall, and a rattlesnake pops out of the other like a jack in the box.

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · 6d

I remember one time when visiting my dads family i got dragged to Cowboy Church and it looked similar to this. The pastor spent most of the sermon talking about woke culture while a older woman next to me was mumbling to herself about how she felt Jesus's pressence. It's really like this.

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · 9d

Legend has it there used to be a lot more Joe there but every time someone asks "But what about Joe?" a panel with him in it vanishes.

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · 12d

We all remember what Scrooge did in africa right?

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · 12d

How DARE THEY release this SHIT and not another annual new base form goku figure with slightly retooled joins like the fans WANT!

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · 22d

profile has been completely retooled. old username was cool but RIP.

maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · Sep 9

Image of an edit of a scene from Deltarune Chapter 4. It features the three characters Kris, Ralsei, and Susie with Kris facing a mural with a red apple and the text "THE APPLE WILL FALL".

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DOKI DOKI CRT PANIC @crtpixel.bsky.social · Sep 8

STEVEN SEAGAL IS THE FINAL OPTION
RIEDEL SOFTWARE PRODUCTIONS (Unreleased)
SNES

Stven Seagal being kicked in the dick by a member of Devo

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · Aug 2

I had a poster for this movie, years and years ago we had a bird a yellow sun conure named yoda who was a huge prick, he shred the bottom corners of the poster so badly you could barely make any of the text out except for "BER 11 2001" and i don't think i'll ever forget that.

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · Jul 28

I'm in love...

maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · Jul 7

One must imagine what would put a cowboy in a position of Absolute Power. I believe it to be a power granted only by the Highest Horse. Maybe it's just a myth...

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · Jun 15

bro you've got people with roman emperor icons posting you have men who have never understood a thing in their lives and think themselves philosophers mere moments away from beholding The Volgara

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · Jun 15

THIS IS NOT A MOVIE!!! THIS IS REAL!!!

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · Jun 15

joe biden dog burial would have fucking melted the minds of bluesky boomers

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · Jun 15

Tell me young hollow... Do you still desire chicken tenders? After everything?

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Classics Of Game @classicsofgame.bsky.social · Jun 12

Classics Of Game 031 www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN6s...

Classics Of Game 031

YouTube video by ClassicsOfGame

www.youtube.com

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · Jun 8

Honestly i never bought the being raised around Becky excuse she had to have always been like this.

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · Jun 8

It could be anything...

maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · Jun 7

I'm a secret third thing a capital F Freak

maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · Jun 7

I love her beautiful hair (hood???) so dearly... Fauxbia my beloved.

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · May 31

i feel like a decent chunk of the comments are like this sometimes

Screenshot containing the text "I hate the muppets because of the pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she does not leave the lizard alone" there are several typos.

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · May 31

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hQH...
music choice of tha page. It's super hard finding the radical dreamers OST on youtube in high quality so i used to literally play the raw music files in whatever program when i wanted to listen to it...

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · May 31

It was Changeling specifically, i maintain this, i've said he looks like dagoth ur once too... Sometimes he has the form of a proud beast but sometimes his head looks like some sort of pie i think he has trouble maintaining a consistent form...

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maybeeus @maybeeus.bsky.social · Apr 30

main villain once you beat him the first time his lower body transforms into a centaur and he gets a samurai sword

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