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Catfish

@meowblub.bsky.social

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Keeper of cats, holder of grudges, purveyor of random knowledge. Queer and neuroweird. A sometimes librarian. she/her

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Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 11h

Is there anything that boy is *not* into?

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 1d

Do you want me to bring the real stuff tomorrow? I can drop it off at your door, Mom does not have to know.

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 1d

So. Many. Opinions.

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 1d

She is seventeen, and some of her grey is now white. 😭

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 1d

Is it time to take bets on how much cheese will be waiting in your room on your arrival?

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 1d

I am so tired.

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 1d

And I just thought to look up where "fit to be tied" came from. There goes another idiom from my vocabulary.

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah, I meant the trajectory of shit over decades, not those folks in this moment. They must be fit to be tied.

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 1d

Once again feeling like librarians' desperate attempt to glom onto the latest thing to remain relevant as a profession has been our undoing.

I know funding is also a big thing but yikes have we undermined ourselves.

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 1d

I can't fully process things if there is another human around. Part of my brain is always doing some kind of monitoring thing in the background, even if the other person is asleep in another room.

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 1d

I know you and I have different brain problems, but knowing that you struggle with this has really helped me put words to my own shit over the years.

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 1d

Even putting all criticism about AI aside, this doesn't make any sense!

::Shrieks into the void::

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 2d

Shades of Sunny

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 2d

Looks like it only goes up to 37 and even then it's really spotty about which ones they have.

The worst streaming service, and yet I am a captive audience because of NBC's figure skating coverage.

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 4d

😭 The best boy

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 5d

Weird thing where people say “no one could have predicted it” when really what they mean is their political commitments and orientation were such that they ignored everyone who was predicting it

Sorry but “no one could have“ and you having your head stuck up your ass are two different situations

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 5d

Yuuup

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 6d

Same!

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 7d

Tea pogs 😍

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 7d

Turns out all of this is considerably more manageable when I set good boundaries and take care of myself.

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 8d

They just opened so I think it remains to be seen.

Apparently they give people free shots sometimes so maybe that'll be a draw.

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 8d

Omfg I loved that game. No one I knew had ever heard of it, but I played it obsessively.

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 8d

I don't even particularly like waffles and same.

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 8d

That's fucking terrible and I'm glad you were able to distance yourself from her.

(Barely restrains self from offering to Door Dash your mom an actual twat waffle with a vindictive note, because she probably doesn't live near me and also it would be a waste of food. But still...)

Catfish @meowblub.bsky.social · 8d

A problem with the waffles thing (there are way more important problems with the waffles thing) is that I just learned about a local waffle place that only sells genital shaped waffles. Every single time a higher-up here tweets about waffles, I just imagine a deluge of giant dick waffles.