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❛ 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 206 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚, 207 𝐢𝐟 𝐈'𝐦 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝑮𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒑 𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍. ❜
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YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT SONG I WAS GONNA PUT ON!

⦑ Chat he was introduced to Jacob Lee by Pinkie Pie— ⦒
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I KNOW WHERE THIS GOES, WADE WILSON!

WE’RE NOT DOING THE BYE BYE BYE SHIT AGAIN!

I FINALLY GOT IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
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WHAT?

WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!

IT’S LITERALLY JUST A BOOMBOX AND SUNGLASSES
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I think I have an idea.

⦑ Pulls out boombox and sunglasses. ⦒
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⦑ ARISE WADE WILSON! ARISE! ⦒

❛ Can I help you? What did I— ❜

⦑ SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE GETTING A GAME THIS YEAR! ⦒

❛ GAME TIME BABY!! ❜
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❛ So I took up a new part time job, I’m cleaning up crime scenes for the mob and i already found two dead bodies! You won’t believe what happened in the apartment I just cleaned. ❜
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❛ I miss my boyfriend Tails. I miss him a lot. I’ll be back. ❜

⦑ WHAT BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE WADE?? ⦒
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❛ Ah, so I’m back to directing good ol Mike here! ❜

⦑ You think you’re safe? ⦒

❛ WAIT A MINUTE— ❜