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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1h

Tomorrow's duck laden outfit can go 1 of 2 ways:
He will fail to notice any part of it with the casual indifference given in great heaping handfuls to 10 year old boys OR
he will spot those ducks and pull my head clear off in an attempt to get them to add to his already overflowing spoils.

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 2h

The "holiday gift guide" commercial is cracking me up bc it is random families doing things and then just this one shot of Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold holding a ball of tangled lights and I'm like...wait. Did I dream that part or what just happened here.

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 2h

You are!

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 2h

Oh Ohio. Today I heard an older couple run just straight off at the mouth about "global warming" and it is the same BS we have had to hear from these exact same ppl for YEARS. We get it, Donna. You don't believe what is right in front of your face. We get it. Now get your toilet paper and skeedeedle

Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 2h

Carried on a full conversation with a woman today and at the end she said "It's been great running in to you, Denise. We should get together for lunch sometime." And then she left. You guys? In no way is my name Denise.

Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 2h

I will now be wearing rubber ducks in my hair like a perfectly rational adult woman.

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 5h

We have a calming scene on whenever our board isn't in actual use. Caveboy insists that every scene involve fire in some way and hey, if it makes you calm and happy, here ya go. A fun thing the adults do is try to figure out the AI flaw in every scene and there have been some doozies.

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 5h

it is the exact same couple from the beginning of this ad. I am just grrrrr... But also, I truly need someone to get one of these sketches done just to see what the crap gets churned out. Me? Nope. Probably be that damn romanian and I don't need that shit.

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 5h

One of the worst of the AI ads that grind my gears is for "Hint" wherein the "woman" says in this weird near monotone that her client wanted a refund bc her soulmate sketch was her neighbor and then 2 seconds later in this same non-tone she says that she just drew this sketch for "daisy" and dude,

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 5h

Today in shit you only hear from me: I need to go buy glue so that I can make a rubber duck head dealie for a Caveboy's birthday.

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 5h

Our 1 kiddo has major health issues plus a pretty messy home situation- Mom texts kiddo's 1:1 and says "hey H was exposed to hand/foot/mouth but I'm bringing her in". It is probable that at least 2 of us will end up getting it at some point this year.

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 5h

to this kid will get naked and throw a desk at you. Some of the school districts are pretty good about defining behaviors while others just are very vague about it. It's like a student grab bag!

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 5h

New student will be coming to us (maybe) bc of behavior which means that:
Home district will not hire a para to provide needed supports in their building
Home district no longer can handle his behavior
HD is just done with trying.
Behaviors could mean anything from having vocal or physical tics

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 21h

Tum has just announced that some pudding would be greatly appreciated and holy shit friend, what are you even doing down there?

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 21h

Just like fucking toddlers, Milo is just NOW eating a bone that I gave her an hour ago bc Kicsi's bone has been gone for an hour. Just brought it in here, flopped down right in Kicsi's face and started chowing down. Mmmhmmm, taunting bones are the most delicious of all of the bones.

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 21h

I know! I'm like dude. KEVIN is right there. What are you doing? But then, Kevin despite being a hunk of hot did NOT have the drugs at his fingertips so...

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 21h

I fully get that. She genuinely did seem to care for most of the patients and was willing to bend/break rules to help them. BUT, she also fucked patients on another floor for her own benefit bc those were not ppl she was seeing directly in front of her. Very complicated.

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 21h

UGh. I mean hit/bit sucks but those words are the hardest to deal with. We usually say "angry is fine. Hitting/biting is not ok" (and then we get hit/bit.) I have CPI training which is supposed to reduce my risk of being injured. har har har

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 21h

What cracks me up is that there are more than a handful of students that you can just mention my name to and have them full on laughing in seconds. I am just a hoot, I guess.

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 21h

If you are going to use AI for your ad maybe make sure that it got calendar dates remotely correct unless we are just using a whole new numbering system and I didn't get the memo.

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 21h

I mean, OP is not doing it to be helpful or avert a meltdown. Plus, there are at least 10 kids in this school that you should not be space invading at any time ever. Sometimes being side by side with a melting down kid is less intimidating. Always depends on the kiddo though.

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 21h

No one....
Bradio: I've got spurrrrsss that jingle jangle jingle as I go ridin' merrily aloooongggg...

Also, as a child I thought that the song was about riding someone named Mary Lee and even then I was like, huh. That's something.

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 21h

Season 4, I think?

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 21h

New principal actually is hands on when she works in the classrooms which includes taking the kids to the bathroom and wiping snotty noses. Meanwhile, old principal still does not get that maybe you don't squat down face level with a kid who is on the verge of a meltdown.

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Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog. @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 21h

The driving skills over there are not exactly top notch.

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