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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · Jul 13

accidentally threw away a customer's elaborate drink order instead of throwing a napkin into the trash because i confused which servo was holding what

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 29

i poke

🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 29

( group chat ping ??
... chassis vents opening up from their usual slit. rummaging a servo through the chassis slot and retrieving his datapad with a case decorated full of Blurr pictures, like a kpop fan phonecard.
reading text then
sending: )

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 29

STAwP DRINKING, STAWP DRINKING -- DaT'S ENoUGH!!!!!!!! NO MORE !!!!

a close up of a blue cartoon character wearing glasses .

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 29

driiiiiiiiiiiiink

a black and white photo of a man wearing glasses and a bow tie .

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 29

i jus' Know da floor hate tew see yew mfs comin' when it's lava . .

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 23

???????????
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.. meow ?

🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 23

why always da baddest bitches.....

𝑨𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒏𝒊𝒅 @sadisticspider.bsky.social · May 23

He's dead.

🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 23

HI . HOLA. NI HAO. BONJOUR. HOWDY

🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 23

HI . HOLA. NI HAO. BONJOUR. HOWDY

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 23

WOAH NELLY

𝑨𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒏𝒊𝒅 @sadisticspider.bsky.social · May 23

I'm counting multiversal varriants . i hate my megatron so much .

a pixel art of a robot with a purple light coming out of it

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 23

hearing mech enter my bar n say ' starting my morning off with my favorite little sweet treat 😍😍😊☺️ !' n then try to order nucleon at 6am LIKE DAT IS NaWT. a SWEET. TREAT.
DAT is ALCOHOLISM .