Shayne Mathis
@metalshayne.bsky.social
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Present: Heavy metal marketing and editorial stuff at Believe Music. Past: YouTube Music, writing words about music on the internet, Full Metal Hipster podcast. I probably won’t follow you back.
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New Rob Zombie song this morning and I’m seeing John Carpenter live tonight. It’s officially Halloween season, baby!
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Good Boy is really good and the dog acting is excellent but once you realize what’s going on with the plot you’ll have a lump in your throat the rest of the movie.
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I’m seeing the doggy horror movie.
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I’m seeing the doggy horror movie.
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“All I wanted to do was put together a metal fest featuring a bunch of Nazis and a huge pedophile but you all took advantage of my generosity. Shame on you! SHAME!”
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Imagine being financially ruined because you loaned Arghoslent gas money and they didn’t pay you back.
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Filing for bankruptcy because the Nazi bands I fronted money to fucked off without paying me back
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I’m not sure but it wouldn’t surprise me if it’s just them considering how much performance visas cost bow.
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They’re playing in NYC Saturday but I’m otherwise occupied. @turnbullet.bsky.social saw them the other night!
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I actually didn't start liking death metal for years because I thought the vocals sounded corny haha
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This was around the time we finally got cable at my house so I started watching Headbanger's Ball too. I heard Death and Morbid Angel that way but it took me years to really get into death metal because I thought the vocals were too goofy.
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It was the Cannibal Corpse scene in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective for me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH3L...
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Gremlins is always seasonally appropriate
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Gremlins would be good too!
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The Gate or Poltergeist (although the face peeling scene might be too much if he doesn't like gore) could be good. Maybe the first Conjuring movie if he doesn't want to watch old movies.
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I have my fingers crossed for Lee Greenwood, Ted Nugent and Yakov Smirnoff
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Qanon occupied government
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Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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Kid Rock is too young for TPUSA's audience
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Many are already calling it the least watched event in broadcast history.
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I feel like “the president of the United States has become completely untethered from reality” should be getting a lot of media coverage.
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Stephen Miller and JD Vance definitly have Trump sitting in front of a computer watching AI videos all day and then wheeling him out in front of cameras to say “Antifa have Gundams now and they’re tearing up the beautiful city of Portland. I’ve seen the devastation myself!”
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Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
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One good thing about Valentine is it’s got a primo nu metal soundtrack.
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Now watching: One of the lesser post-Scream slasher revival movies. The same director as Urban Legend which came out a few years earlier and is better. Really only notable for a pre-fame Catherine Heigl in a small role.
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“Sorry Sydney, but Abe Vigoda did not play Norman Bates in Psycho. Frankly I don’t understand why you would even say that.” [STABSTABSTABSTAB]
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Elevator pitch for Scream 7: There’s no plot, it’s only 30 minutes long, and Ghostface kills the entire cast because they use ChatGPT to answer his horror movie questions and keep getting them wrong.