micahth.bsky.social
@micahth.bsky.social
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I tell jokes that amuse me and show off my cool possessions because consumerism apparently runs through my veins. I think I understand why people support Trump. I just hate the reason. #gogreen
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Does anybody else fondly remember the syndicated tv specials where somebody like Bill Bixby would discuss topics such as Elvis being alive, extraterrestrials, and psychics?

They weren’t good and they were ridiculous, but they were entertaining.
Myth: Ichabod Crane was terrified, perhaps to the point of death, by a headless horseman.

Fact: Crane was actually short on pumpkin futures and orchestrated a little “market scare” to protect his position.
I Against I by Bad Brains.

I have to believe this album would have been huge had it come out in the early ‘90s.

#onmicahsturntable #onmyturntable #badbrains #punk #rock
What they won’t tell you is that beloved Disney gorilla Gino committed ritual suicide to protest Disney’s censorship of Jimmy Kimmel.

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Did you know that Donald Duck, Rodan, and the drummer from Eddie and the Cruisers all teamed up to get universal healthcare passed in the 14th century? … It was an interesting time in history.

#contemporaryjokes #donalduck #rodan #eddieandthecruisers
Rock for Light by Bad Brains.

This is the music Quincy warned against.

#onmyturntable #onmicahsturntable #hardcorepunk #reggae #badbrains
Fantagraphics will be publishing Mickey Mouse and Uncle Scrooge starting this November in the comic book format.

I hereby declare the COVID pandemic will be over in November unless something happens.

#fantagraphics #unclescrooge #mickeymouse
And I misspelled “Woodsy” as “Woody.” Doh!
Some people apparently do not like their coffee strong.

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Q: Why didn’t Woody Owl ever help Smokey Bear break out of prison?

A: Woody was on his way but when he got to the National Park Service Maximum Security Prison, the rest of the woodland gang had already busted Smokey out.
Acceptable replacement names should come from Mad Max lore, so get used to a lot of Toecutters and Immortans.
Too many people are named George Miller. It should no longer be available for parents to give their children, and all George Millers except the director of the Mad Max films should have their name retroactively changed.

#madmax