Craft-brewed Bear
@micarebear.bsky.social
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Witchy Virgo DIYer with a Tiki drink obsession. Trying to adopt the neighborhood crows. Maybe a little NSFW. 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 He/Him
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micarebear.bsky.social
Deleted my noods; literally showing my most vulnerable bits and there hasn’t been enough recognition to make it worth it.
micarebear.bsky.social
Every single mass news media is complicit in the fall of democracy 🙃
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misonnyside.bsky.social
The spooky vibe I bring to the function…

“Give him head like guillotine
Haunted house, I make him scream
Trick or treat til he explode
Now he got a hallo-ween”
bludnymph - ORAL HEX (Official Lyric Video)
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micarebear.bsky.social
“Ready or not, here I cum!” - me, as soon as anything starts 😮‍💨
micarebear.bsky.social
Silver sheen, crimson red. One swift move and I am
micarebear.bsky.social
FWIW, I’ve also got lube.
micarebear.bsky.social
Y’all I need a fucking hug. I’m on my knees when you’re ready.
micarebear.bsky.social
Karaoke but we choose “prologue” from “into the woods”
micarebear.bsky.social
This, but it’s me writing emails 😩
micarebear.bsky.social
I would come to learn that the advertisement audio law does not currently apply to streaming services: www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
micarebear.bsky.social
However, without a legit source and verification into how they’re enforcing this - those “loud” commercials are frequently in compliance — they’re not “technically” louder than the tv show.
micarebear.bsky.social
Yeah - there’s always been a permitted level of volume (probably a specific decibel (dB)) that media can’t exceed. Narratives tend to ebb and flow and might reach that max dB once in a single airing. Advertisers are twats and set an entire commercial to that dB
micarebear.bsky.social
She’s got a new ride a comin’ that she needs to write a song for!
micarebear.bsky.social
I want to design a tarot deck but I can’t even learn the meanings 🫠
micarebear.bsky.social
I’m not Tim Cook and I am sorry for you lack of mouse issues, but, can we use your dongle to apply the “fuck you Tim” part? (My name’s Tim 🤭)
micarebear.bsky.social
Catch me without pants one time …
micarebear.bsky.social
To be fair - the FCC considers where I live to be part of “Chicagoland”, and I’m in Michigan
micarebear.bsky.social
I am monochromatically pleased
micarebear.bsky.social
Let’s start this rodeo together