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Mickey Kuhns

@mickeykuhns.bsky.social

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Just to be clear... I'm not a part of the tolerant Left. I'm a part of the "Eat Shit and Die You Treasonous Assholes" Left. 💙😈💙

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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · Feb 22

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A video of Kristi Noem blaming Democrats for the government shutdown is now playing at airports across the U.S.

How is this even legal?

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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 13m

“Trump ended as many wars as Geraldo found treasure in Capone’s vault. Yet you still humor his delusions like nervous parents tiptoeing around a toddler’s tantrum. The only ‘peace’ he made was with reality — by surrendering to fantasy.”

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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 16m

Without a doubt 👍

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You’re just confused because of your ‘woke’ education…

a man standing in front of a bulletin board with papers on it including one that says pepe

ALT: a man standing in front of a bulletin board with papers on it including one that says pepe

media.tenor.com

Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 20m

“Only Trump could turn math into mythology.

He inflated $8.8 trillion to $17 trillion—then somehow made even that a lie.
He’s the human equivalent of compound interest… in bullshit.
Every number he touches multiplies by delusion.”

apnews.com/article/trum...

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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 37m

I couldn’t fathom Soros speaking like that so I had to do some research.

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Rumor has it she can suck the varnish off a door knob, that’s kind of amazing isn’t it? 🤪

Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 1h

“EIGHT children and she’s AMAZING? Out of the 20–35 THOUSAND Russia’s kidnapped, that’s 0.02%. Maybe Putin sent her flowers for the optics. But sure — let’s cue Fox’s halo lighting. Saint Melania saves the world! 🙄”

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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 1h

Cognitive performance results…

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Correct 👍

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Whiskey Pete proves once again that mixing booze and briefings is a bad cocktail. Slurred out “Qatari Air Base in Idaho,” Fox ran with it, and MAGA lit their torches. Turns out it’s just routine training — but when your brain’s marinated in bourbon, facts tend to evaporate first.

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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 2h

The irony writes itself — the man who called COVID a hoax just rolled up his sleeve for the booster. It’s like watching the arsonist proudly installing smoke alarms. MAGA logic: “Do as I say, not as I jab.” Somewhere, Dr. Fauci just poured himself a very satisfied glass of wine.

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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 2h

A 654% drop? That’s not a policy, that’s a physics error. The man could say gravity reversed itself under TrumpRx and 77 million MAGAts would start floating with pride. When numbers this absurd get applause, it’s not a rally — it’s a math cult in full sermon.

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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 2h

🤣🤣🤣

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“Nine years straight as America’s best big city — and Trump still called it a ‘war zone.’ Maybe the bullets he heard were the sounds of jazz, deep-dish fans, and actual diversity. Chicago didn’t need his troops — just earplugs for his nonsense.”

www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago...

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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 14h

Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane…

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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 14h

Somebody’s been taking good notes…