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@midgardprotector.bsky.social

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He's just another in a long line of bastards that have failed to end me. - I told Loki @lokiceratops.bsky.social the throne would fit them ill, but my lap fits perfectly. - If the world was ending, I'd wanna be next to you @thedeadliest.bsky.social -

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Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Dec 4

I'm not new to Thor, but I haven't written him in years.
21+ MDNI perfer Lewd in dms, but TL is fine.

Muse is straight male, but I am flexible with transgender muses.
Multiship with chem possible single ship with high enough chem.

MCU & Mythology + comic traits #NorseRp #MCURp #Norsemythos

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𝑽𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒐𝒓 𝑽𝒐𝒏 𝑫𝒐𝒐𝒎 @ofruthlessdoom.bsky.social · Apr 29

"Aʟʟ ᴡɪʟʟ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛᴇᴏᴜs ᴘᴜɴɪsʜᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ Dᴏᴏᴍ!"

———Nᴇᴡ Aᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ———

Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ
Lɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ
Mɪʀʀᴏʀ Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ
Cʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ
Oᴄs ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ
Sʜɪᴘs ᴡ/ᴄʜᴇᴍ
Bɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ
Tʀɪɢɢᴇʀs
#NSFW
Rᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛs ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ
Wʀɪᴛᴇʀ #Gᴏʟᴅ

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𝑆. 𝑅𝑜𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑠 @ofbrooklynism.bsky.social · Apr 23

“Oɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴇғᴛ﹗”

——Rᴇᴠᴀᴍᴘɪɴɢ Aᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ——

Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ
Lɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ
Bɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ
Sʜɪᴘs ᴡ/ᴄʜᴇᴍ
Tʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs
Oᴄs Wᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ
Oᴄ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʏ
Mɪʀʀᴏʀ Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ
Aʟʟ Fᴀɴᴅᴏᴍs ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ
Rᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ﹖
Wʀɪᴛᴇʀ #Gᴏʟᴅ

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𝑩𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒔 (𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔) @ofwintersoldier.bsky.social · Apr 28

"I ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ."

Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ
Lɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ
Bɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ
Sʜɪᴘs ᴡ/ᴄʜᴇᴍ
Tʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs
Oᴄs Wᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ
Oᴄ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʏ
Mɪʀʀᴏʀ Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ
Aʟʟ Fᴀɴᴅᴏᴍs ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ
Rᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ﹖
Wʀɪᴛᴇʀ #Gᴏʟᴅ

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𝑇. 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑘 @ofsarcasmgenius.bsky.social · Apr 23

sᴇᴇ ᴀ sᴜɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴀʀᴍᴏʀ﹐ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ.”

Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ
Lɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ
Mɪʀʀᴏʀ Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ
Cʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ
Oᴄs ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ
Sʜɪᴘs ᴡ/ᴄʜᴇᴍ
Bɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ
Tʀɪɢɢᴇʀs
#NSFW
Rᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛs ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ
Wʀɪᴛᴇʀ #Gᴏʟᴅ

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Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 28

"Yes, I am"

Cora Hale(Parody) @spleneticwolf.bsky.social · Feb 28

You’re treating me
To
Dinner

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 28

How about I treat you to dinner?

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 28

How about I treat you to dinner?

Cora Hale(Parody) @spleneticwolf.bsky.social · Feb 28

It’s fine

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 28

Is it unwanted?

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 28

Is it unwanted?

Cora Hale(Parody) @spleneticwolf.bsky.social · Feb 28

Really more
🤨

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 28

Well may I compliment you more?

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 28

Well may I compliment you more?

Cora Hale(Parody) @spleneticwolf.bsky.social · Feb 28

Never by you

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 28

Have you never been told how beautiful you are?

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 28

Have you never been told how beautiful you are?

Cora Hale(Parody) @spleneticwolf.bsky.social · Feb 28

Huh 👀😳

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 28

I just never met many that were so beautiful

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 28

I just never met many that were so beautiful

Cora Hale(Parody) @spleneticwolf.bsky.social · Feb 28

Yes why

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 28

Do I detect a werewolf?

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 28

Do I detect a werewolf?

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 14

Gladly.

ᛚᛟᚲᛁᚲᛖᚱᚨᛏᛟᛈᛊ, 𝒮𝑜𝓇𝒸𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓇 𝒮𝓊𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒥𝑜𝓉𝓊𝓃𝒽𝑒𝒾𝓂 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒜𝓈𝑔𝒶𝓇𝒹 @lokiceratops.bsky.social · Feb 14

The entire Greek Pantheon.

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 9

Who im i going to destroy

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 13

He was thinking "Damn he is a god"

▄︻テ𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 ══━一💥 @thedeadliest.bsky.social · Feb 13

Drax was watching you haha

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 13

I love it

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 13

I love it

▄︻テ𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 ══━一💥 @thedeadliest.bsky.social · Feb 13

@midgardprotector.bsky.social this one?

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 12

It makes it pop

▄︻テ𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 ══━一💥 @thedeadliest.bsky.social · Feb 12

I got the lightning font for you

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 12

Now that's amazing I love it

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 12

Credit goes to @thedeadliest.bsky.social for my header layout

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 12

Now that's amazing I love it

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▄︻テ𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 ══━一💥 @thedeadliest.bsky.social · Feb 12

Made this for my man @midgardprotector.bsky.social

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Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 12

He could smell the aroma of food slowly waking up looking around to see her and the food. "Good morning love"

▄︻テ𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 ══━一💥 @thedeadliest.bsky.social · Feb 12

The microwave before she put it on the plate with his eggs and toast. She made him breakfast to show him her appreciation for letting her stay

▄︻テ𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 ══━一💥 @thedeadliest.bsky.social · Feb 12

The next morning she woke up on top of him. She got up to surprise him with breakfast. She made sure she was being quiet since she wanted to wake him up with food. She managed to find everything and looked up on her phone how to cook eggs. They don't really eat this stuff in space. She had bacon in+

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 12

He kissed the top of her head, closing his eyes, relaxed, and slowly started to drift to sleep with a warm smile

▄︻テ𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 ══━一💥 @thedeadliest.bsky.social · Feb 12

She smiled and his touch was slowly putting her to sleep. He could hear light snores coming out of her mouth

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 12

"I know what you mean. But me being one of the sons of Odin, i was expected to learn a little." He rubs her back, watching the movie with her

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 12

"I know what you mean. But me being one of the sons of Odin, i was expected to learn a little." He rubs her back, watching the movie with her

▄︻テ𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 ══━一💥 @thedeadliest.bsky.social · Feb 11

She smiled and continued to watch the movie with him. It was was about half way and she was enjoying it. "I'm a warrior. I don't dance."

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 10

He smiled as they kissed again. Enjoying the moment with her. "Thank you."

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 10

He smiled as they kissed again. Enjoying the moment with her. "Thank you."

▄︻テ𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 ══━一💥 @thedeadliest.bsky.social · Feb 10

She was a little caught off guard by the nickname but she didn't mind it. She reached up to kiss him again. "So are you babe."

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 10

He rests easily with her in his arm, holding her hand gently while he watches the movie. "Your amazing my love."

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 10

He rests easily with her in his arm, holding her hand gently while he watches the movie. "Your amazing my love."

▄︻テ𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 ══━一💥 @thedeadliest.bsky.social · Feb 10

She smiled as they shared the kiss and continued to cuddle with him. It's rare when she gets close to a guy. She is showing him that she trusts him. She focused on the movie and would laugh when it is funny

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 10

He kissed back happily, and the feeling of need started to come from him. He needed this connection, and he needed her. Thor held her as if he was afraid to let go.

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 10

He kissed back happily, and the feeling of need started to come from him. He needed this connection, and he needed her. Thor held her as if he was afraid to let go.

▄︻テ𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 ══━一💥 @thedeadliest.bsky.social · Feb 10

She smiled as his big strong arms went around her. She moved closer to feel her skin on his. She was enjoying this lovely moment with him.

"I think I have good taste too Mr handsome."

She pulled him in for a kiss

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 10

He put his arms around her, kissing her head and watching the movie with his green beauty. He gently ran his right hand into her hair slowly.

"I do have good tastes your proof of this. My beauty."

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 10

He put his arms around her, kissing her head and watching the movie with his green beauty. He gently ran his right hand into her hair slowly.

"I do have good tastes your proof of this. My beauty."

▄︻テ𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 ══━一💥 @thedeadliest.bsky.social · Feb 10

She watched him and the movie had some catchy music playing when it started. She laid her head on his chest.

"I'm sure I will if you do because you have good taste."

Thor [Parady] @midgardprotector.bsky.social · Feb 10

He then turns on the earth film Footloose with Kevin Beacon.

"I hope you like this one. I myself was surprised in a good way."