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How am I supposed to just go about making slide decks about advertising when the Defense Secretary and President are telling US military brass that they want to use domestic cities as a training ground for soldiers?

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 11d

Bye, world. I'mma live a free life in a free world with my hottie gf in this basement

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 13d

a man with a beard is sitting at a table with a sign that says chuck norris on it .

ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table with a sign that says chuck norris on it .

media.tenor.com

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 13d

Indoctrinating my daughter by playing her The Stooges songs on the ukulele

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 14d

I cannot stop thinking about how Kamala Harris called Trump a "communist dictator."

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 16d

Hey, @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social: Blink twice if you're OK

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 16d

at this point, i think being one of Denethor's cherry tomatoes might be an upgrade

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · Sep 8

Pete Martell asking Mr. Tojamura “Do you like musicals?” is one of the funniest moments in TV history.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · Sep 8

Yellow and purple are literally complimentary colors, @nytimes.com

A clue from the New York Times Mini Crossword reading "What yellow and purple do, some say"

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · Sep 7

What variety of milkweed is that??

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · Sep 7

In the groove, baby

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · Sep 6

Live look at this cat listening to A Love Supreme

a close up of a white cat laying on a bed looking at the camera .

ALT: a close up of a white cat laying on a bed looking at the camera .

media.tenor.com

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · Sep 6

Can someone describe Benson Boone to me in a way where I understand but never have to think about him again?

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · Sep 4

You ever wonder how Cheryl Hines could be married to that ghoul?

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · Aug 31

Thank you for your service. 🫡

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · Aug 31

I remember when I started strength training and began deadlifting for the first time. Felt like God ripping 200 lbs off the floor and then two or three hours later would be glued to the couch/bed/floor.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · Aug 31

Sabrina Carpenter's new record is the horniest thing I've ever heard.