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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle

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This is why Devin Nunes leans right! 👆🤣 I didn't leave the Republican party, it became a cult. I speak snark. I'm here to eviscerate #MAGA and the GOP. Please like/repost/follow 🙏- #IKnowSmackFu #Resist #BlueCrew Ugly laughs welcome 🤣 🇺🇸🇹🇼🇺🇦

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 11h

In case you #MAGAMorons have forgotten about your own country's history, here is a reminder:

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 52m

Loomer doesn't seem to mind...

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 53m

Tell her it's ok to be scared, because that is what motivates us. Now is the time to stand up and be counted. This has happened before in America. We beat it back then, and we will beat it again now.

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 56m

We're really in the upside down when I find myself agreeing with something MTG said. 🙄

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 57m

Uh.... 😬

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 59m

Yes. THIS.

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 1h

Yes the secret decoder ring is key!

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 1h

Correction: +100% on whatever is already levied. But in either case it's egregiously stupid.

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 1h

I keep hoping 'The Simpsons' got this one right as well.

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 1h

Why unladen? 🤔😂

a woman is carrying a metal bucket on her shoulder while a group of girls are playing with it .

ALT: a woman is carrying a metal bucket on her shoulder while a group of girls are playing with it .

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 1h

The "advanced imaging" mentioned in Trump's medical exam was probably for a scanning electron microscope.

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 1h

It's because he is a pathetic, incompetent drunk that he really isn't much of a leader.

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 1h

Trump has another reason to bomb Venezuela. They stole his Nobel Prize. 🤣

OSINTRadar @osintr.bsky.social · 7h

🇺🇳🇷🇺🇺🇲 Russia’s representative to the UN, Vasily Nebenzya, addresses the United States:

“Venezuela believes that the United States may move from threats to action, which could involve the deployment of its naval fleet. We urge Washington to stop the escalation and avoid making a serious mistake.”

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 8h

No, you get nominated by your peers, and then the nominations go to the Nobel Prize committee for consideration.

See, the reason Trump didn't win was because all his peers are idiot sycophants. So they already failed at the first step.

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 10h

So why are Trump and Hegseth announcing the FIRST EVER foreign military airbase on American soil? 🤔

Oh right...

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 6d

There he is, our KKKommandant-in-Thief, working hard for the American people trying to resolve the government shutdown.

Oh wait no, he's golfing again.

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 10h

Rumors are spreading that Xi Jinpin has suffered a massive stroke. Whether true or not, it has become increasingly clear he has lost power and may be forced to step down at the next plenary session later this month.

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Breaking: Xi Jinping Hospitalized After Stroke — 11 Days Before the 4th Plenum

YouTube video by Lei's Real Talk

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 10h

And no more Honey for Pooh... er, I mean Xi either. 🤣

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 11h

In case you #MAGAMorons have forgotten about your own country's history, here is a reminder:

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 11h

So a former Mexican antifa mafia informant? 🤔

If you're going to interview fake people for fake news, at least use DIFFERENT fake people, yeah?

#FauxNews #MAGAMorons #SameGuyDifferentDay #JesseWattersIsADumbAss

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 11h

What shithole, third-world banana republic does this sort of...

OH SNAP. 🙄

Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · 21h

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.