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milk they/them. 28 y/o. NSFW i dont listen to music. i breathe toxins and Drink oil. i love to play with toys and ive never been in love. i have a strong aversion to suffering, but believe that it is necessary.

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milk @milkand.bsky.social · Jun 10

yiri vaping on a baby at disneyland

by @poodlewool.bsky.social

yiri depicted at disneyland, blowing a FAT cloud of vapor directly into a baby's (minnie mouse themed) stroller.the child is unbothered by the vape cloud (likely due to the fact that it is not smoke, but some other shit). yiri is wearing some cool little shorts and a crude "DRINKERBELL" shirt.

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 38m

no computer or pets for 2 weeks . how will I survive

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 41m

yiri is playing a mobile game but decided to shoot the 10000hp ogre instead of upgrading her troops to the mech or rocket launcher

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 16h

theres a lot of movies out there that would have had a way more positive reception if they premiered on Alaska airlines free phone movies.

black Adam on a phone during a flight Is a solid 8/10 - but at home? 2/10

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 17h

like why do you need a damn SCREEN to know what stop is next. you're supposed to crane your entire body around to look at the map from an oblique angle bro.

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 17h

im the bay area for a few weeks. forgot that they switched out all the cool old bart trains with the fucking soy ass new ones

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cedar subaru lesbian @pussy.meangirls.online · 1d

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smekbo.bsky.social @smekbo.bsky.social · Aug 21

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 1d

appealing to shitting or pissing yourself doesnt work either lol i quite literally said "i have ibs lol" online. then the lawyers made me stay during the break and asked me whether or not ibs would affect my ability to sit on a jury. i told da truth bc atp i knew they had selected my ass

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 1d

dont forget that early this year i tried to woke my way out of jury duty and it DID NOT work. it actually helped me get selected . like DO NOT BE A CHARACTER!!!!

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 1d

32. dress yiri by brushy 2022

yuppp!!

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 1d

31. chibbis or chaibus depending on which part of the country you come from by brushy, 2021

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 1d

30. yiri page by samipeko, 2023

this one went so crazy

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 1d

29. bong appetit by picosheep, 2017/18 (?)

girls smoaking weed

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 1d

we are living in an eye divine cybermancy world and brother i am NOT gain brouzouf

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 1d

we are in a plants vs zombies world and brother im out of lawn mowers

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 1d

do you have any more info that suggests this is actually a govt run site? bc everything leads me to believe this is just satire.

in inspect element the submit button is labeled "fake submit," & doesnt do anything (afaik, nerds pls correct me)

and all the text is dripping with sarcasm, lmao.

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 1d

oh yuppp you know im wood cohpper

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 2d

god i love big tits on a furry character

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 2d

spectral afterimage of the slapping balls

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 2d

bigger boobs lol

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 2d

the mista thug isolation shirt goes crazxy

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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · Feb 10

Just bumped into an old friend.

Al poses with Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 2d

28. straight heterosexual sexual activity by jen / permavermin, 2018

these go kind of crazy

milk @milkand.bsky.social · 2d

LMFAO i havent actually seen myself in one of those </3 . i need to get my game up