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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 15d

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 28d

Not to be graphic but at least it didn't like....go... everywhere. The head went wild while the rest stayed rather steady.

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 28d

The hard part dropped in the middle of me rockin' a piss, I didn't know what I was doing until it was too late!

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 29d

Oh yeah, I did a thing with one of my pictures

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 29d

I have three confessions to make

1 - I blast music at top volume and headbang in the shower.

2 - I pee in the shower sometimes, and I think people who find that gross are weird.

3 - Until today I've never done both at the same time, and I agree, that's really fuckin' weird. I stopped immediately.

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · Aug 30

Akimbo

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · Aug 19

An actual sentence I found myself saying to someone today: "I feel like I should try watching some clown porn sometime. Ya know, just to see."

Followed soon after by: "If a clown knocks somebody up, how many clown babies come tumbling out? Is it clown car rules?"

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · Aug 11

Did I just hear someone in the back row say that I seem like the kind of guy who rescues stray kitties and probably keeps my bedroom tidy and that I smell like vanilla and redwood? Omg you guys, stawwwwp!

But seriously, I adore shoutouts. You rock!

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · Aug 9

Chew Toy

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · Aug 2

YCH for
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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · Jul 28

Why were Madea movies marketed as comedies? Each one I've seen is about domestic violence or something tough like that, then Madea pops in to say a catch phrase and poofs. It's like if Ernest Goes To Jail was actually Shawshank but Ernest pops in to say "Know what I mean, Vern" a few times.

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · Jul 7

Somehow my biggest achievement so far today is hearing the phrase "rustic oak" and repeating it in my head so many times that I'm pretty sure they actually said "rusty coke".

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · Jun 15

Genuinely thankful to hear it, man! Sometimes I get them right off, other times I have to redraw the head like five times before I get it right.

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · Jun 14

YCH for @anouknsfw.bsky.social

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · May 31

Sometimes you just gotta get a little bit of that evening air in the fur, ya know?
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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · May 26

Oh I forgot to mention that this was from the lady who works at the Dollar General. There are more than five houses there so there's gotta be a DG

Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · May 25

Best part of small town living is watching people speculate what the new building is going to be. Like, sure Barbara, the corrugated sheet metal building they're putting up in a town of nothing but two gas stations and five churches might be a Panera Bread Co.

(It was a third gas station)

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · May 25

The Subway employee at the register checking out me and my roommate: "Are these two sandwiches together?"

Me: "Oh, no, they're just friends."

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@tatujapa @tatujapa.bsky.social · May 17

Studio Ghibli style art :3 Time-Lapse

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · May 15

This is what gets me hard these days. Discount it baby. Discount it so hard I won't believe it. I need a cigarette after that raw, visceral discounting session.