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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 15h

Here is what I think about the hybrid mana change

"At times to be silent is to lie. You will win, because you possess more than enough brute force, but you will not convince, for to convince means to persuade. And in order to persuade you would need what you lack: reason and right."
–Miguel de Unamuno

Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 16h

Here's my two cents about the change

Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 16h

Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 4d

A minicomic kickstarting a subplot for Aki to go concurrent to Claire's and Natalie's. Aki Goldstein discovers that Kwon Lee Bok, a girl from her class, is a super-fan of her and her band. Introducing new character Kwon (there is more to her than what it seems tho 👀
#Traditionalart #Fanart #TLH #OCs

Aki Goldstein is approached by Kwon Lee Bok (light skinned girl with big slim glasses, long black hair, wearing a teal shoulderless sweater).
Kwon: OMG AKi!! I finally get to talk to you! Directly!!! I'm your biggest fan!!
Aki "(Wait,what's her name?) Hii, you're the girl from our class at school..."
Kwon: Hehe, Sorry, my name is Kwon Lee Bok. I'm in the same class as you! Moved from Great Lakes City last year. I felt sooo shy to talk to you. I'm such a fan of you and your band!"

Aki (smug): "Heh, thanks, I know I am awesome"
Kwon (starstruck): "Wow, I didn't know you carried your asthma inhaler in your new arm pouch!"
Aki (angry): "Hey! Gimme that!!! Trhat's a personal health Item!! Not cool!!"
Kwon (awkward): "Hehe sorry about it! I just wanted to know! Anyways it is great to meet you face to face!!"

Kwon: "Gotta go right now, my auntie is calling me! You're the best, Aki!! Always remember that!"
Aki (turns to the cam): "Oy vey! My first ever superfan! It was invevitable, obviously! But IDK, feels odd. I hope things all go smoothly with this..."

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 4d

Eso explica porqué "percebes" es usado como grosería en bob esponja xd

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 6d

Also: BIRDEMIC

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 6d

Pure E.V.I.L.

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 6d

Prof can hide under my floorboards whenever he needs to

Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 6d

Sadly none of them are officially supported formats even if they are unironicslly better than whatever slop NOTC is enforcing upon us

Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 7d

Hello! In yesterday's survey, when they asked about "influencers who gave you a negative perception of the SPM set", I wrote in your name
Stay safe Gavin 🤣

Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 7d

Prof. WOTC is assembling a blacklist of influencers. Booby trapo your home and get a firearm ASAP.
The Pinkertons are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. They are deadly, more than you can believe. Stay safe, stay ready and don't stop fighting

Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 7d

No, this is them blatantly assembling a blacklist of influencers to which send the Pinkertons or Mossad against.
I recommend writing in "Gavin Verhey" and "Mark Rosewater" in to see the friendly fire unfold

Any MTG content creator out there: BOOBY TRAP YOUR HOME ASAP, this is a life or death matter

Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 7d

The Mossad agent paid by WOTC to "persuade the Professor into being less negative" when he steps on a landmine in Prof's backyard:

Tao Pai Pai from Dragon Ball being hit by an explosion

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 7d

WOTC is building a list of "negative influencers" with which to send the Pinkertons/CIA/Mossad to.
Stay safe
(Also when they ask "which influencers" don't snitch on yor favorites, put Mark Rosewater and Gavin Verhey instead)

Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 7d

Por siempre seremos superiores a los saltamuros

Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 11d

Part 2/2 Ashley is accepting of Ellie, yet not trusting her very own secret (the whole clone thing) to her
(please upload now, I had to downgrade and deepfry the pics 3 times to fit them here)
#TraditionalArt #Fanart #TLH #OCs #LGBTQIA+

Ashley: "Me, judge you??? Don't make me laugh! Come on silly, just look at me! I am a real genetic freak. And youvare such an adorable girl. I love you, no matter what! I don't care about your "condition"!"
Ellie: "Really? Do you really mean it?? For realsies??"
Ashley: "Well, yeah girlie, duh! Obviously!!"

Ellie: "Thanks! I'm glad that I can trust you with my secret! You know you can trust me with your secrets too Ashley!"
Ashley: "Aww thanks Ellie, I love you"
Ashley, secretly in her mind: "NOPE!! She can NEVER know about my "secret origins". EVER!!"

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 11d

(P 1/2) Lore minicomic hanging on my head for months. A convo between GFs Ashley Tavares and Elise Nguyen turns into the reveal that Ellie is intersex (Complete androgen insensitivity syndrome, read this before asking BS en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complet...)
#Traditionalart #Fanart #TLH #OCS #LGBTQIA+

Ashley Tavares: "Ngggh! I hate this!!! My period is insufferable!!! How on earth do I never see you suffer from yours!??"
Elise "Ellie" Nguyen: "Heh, well, IDK..."
Ashley: "Tell me your secret please!!"
Ellie: "mmm...mmy secret???"

Ellie: "Well... I am actually intersex. I have a condition called "Complete Androgen Insensitivity"
Ashley: "What's that?""
Ellie: "I have "malem" XY chromosomes, however my celeste cannot react to male hormones... That caused me to develop as a woman, even with woman "privaste parts" or at least the outer ones... however, I don't have a womb, I have no periods, and I can' ever have kids. Like, NEVER"
Ashley: "OK... So you have like, "boy" genes but you sorta "mutated" into a girl before being born?"
Elllie: "an oversimplification but yeah, very close to that really"
Ashley: "but you still consider yourself a woman?"
Ellie: "yes... please don't judge me over me being a "freak""

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 11d

A drawing of Bruna Alves, my OC Claire's mom. Bruna is just being herself acting sensual in a morning, love to see it
#TraditionalArt #Fanart #TLH #OCs

Bruna Alves (A light-skinned black woman in her early 40s with an athletic build, long brown curry hair and green eyes is posing next to the bar of her home's kitchen. She is wearing only an open white blouse and red panties. Next to her there is a cup with the brazilian flag, and two pill botones labeled "Lithium" (for Bipolar Disorder) and "Prednisone" (for heart disease).

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 12d

Would you be interested in making a little contest for subscribers? Here is my pitch: build a commander deck that runs 0 Universes Beyond cards, one designed to target whichever player brings a UB commander and make their night a living hell.
It would be so awesome to see the real players work on it

Reposted by Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞

gabomon01 (COMMS OPEN!) @gabomon01.bsky.social · 26d

Ronnie Anne spent an exciting summer vacation on the beach.
Made in Affinity Designer.
#TheLoudHouse #thecasagrandes #ronnieannesantiago #nickelodeon

A beautiful latina girl smiles while wearing a one piece swimsuit and holding a volleyball. A volleyball net and the beach are seen on the background.

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 14d

Drawing of an anime-style "eyecatch" with my OC Aki Goldstein and her main "series": "Aki Gaiden" (The Re is to identify the season. my current stories would like a second saga called "Aki Gaiden: Re") Yeah, this is how I would imagine an actual TV show for Aki would look like #Traditionalart #OC

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 14d

Another drawing of my OCs Aki Goldstein and Claire Young-Alves continuing with Aki's attempts of getting Claire relaxed, now with a litlle massage and preparing some dinner, however Claire is working out way too hard and Aki doesn't want her GF to burn out #Traditionalart #Fanart #TLH

Aki Goldstein is giving a shoulder massage to her girlfriend Claire and talking to her:
Claire: "Uhhh yeah it feels great but I don't think it helps much"
Aki: "Don't worry, just relax Claire. I'll make dinner Clairinha, why do't you get a light workout?"
Claire: "Sure, I will"

Aki is preparing food wearing an apron that says "Noshing is better" (nosh=eat in yiddish :v) Aki seems annoyed by hearing a bunch of fast clanking sounds and gasps and thinks "Typical"
In the next panel Claire is running fast on a treadmill and breathing hard, Aki is worried for her saying "Claire! I told you a *light* workout! You're running yourself to death!!"
Claire: "I need to... keep running!..."
Aki: "Stop please!!"

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 14d

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 14d

The community should have listened to the wise men at r/freemagic long ago, but instead they would rather line up for another serving of slop like the pigs they are

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞 @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 14d

Would you be interested in making a little contest for subscribers? Here is my pitch: build a commander deck that runs 0 Universes Beyond cards, one designed to target whichever player brings a UB commander and make their night a living hell.
It would be so awesome to see the real players work on it