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M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · 1d

I know a lot of things about a lot of different subjects. I’m ok with that. But it feels like I’m being passive-aggressively shamed. Like they’re saying “your mask is cracking and we can tell you’re an alien under there. And now we’ll never treat you the same again.”

M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck I hate it when a hyperfixation comes up in a group conversation and I have to TONE DOWN what I say to not sound like a know-it-all but it’s still more than what everyone else knows about the topic… and then someone says “Oohoo you know A LOT about (subject)” I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate

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M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · 1d

I want to move to the forest and become a gnome as god intended

M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · 18d

“You make me feel like I’m kissing the tides” “you make me feel like I’m holding the moon” goddamn melting my aromantic heart the actual audacity 😭😭

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M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · 21d

meltdown today love it

M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · 27d

hi it me

M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · 28d

When the Tides Held the Moon by @venessakelley.bsky.social is so beautiful I’m actually weeping

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M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · 29d

I hate having a baby face. People at work assume I’m in my early 20s and treat me like a kid when I’m fully 30. Lesson: In general don’t condescend to people you look younger than you. Or anybody. It’s rude.

M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Sep 27

I’m all about chaos on boats.
I read Running Close to the Wind by Alexandra Rowland and The Devil and the Dark Water by Stuart Turton right berore picking this one up so I’m sticking with a theme. Yes I’ve also read The Terror by Dan Simmons, why do you ask?

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M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Sep 27

Got a book from the library that sounded right up my alley. Disaster bi himbo protagonist on a ship LOVE. So I listened to some of the audiobook on Spotify and immediately clocked the voice of our very own Nathan Foad from Our Flag Means Death! A spectacular surprise and A+ narrator choice #ofmd

Book title Voyage of the Damned by France’s White. The cover art is of a fish skeleton with a ship sailing in its tail.

Author Frances White. Narrator Nathan Foad.

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M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Sep 23

beep boop the president is a moron gleep glorp

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M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Sep 22

Lately I’ve been dreaming all night long. I dream so much that it doesn’t feel like I’m asleep so I don’t feel rested in the morning. And 80% of my dreams are anxiety ridden nightmarish hellscapes. It’s a horrible way to sleep. I just want to be unconscious when I rest. Fuck.

M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Sep 12

Turns out cold was covid and I’m still fighting it. I’ve been at like 70% the last few days and I’m mad I’m not better yet. This is my 2nd time having covid. It’s not even THAT bad but it still fucking sucks. Fuck Covid. Fuck being sick. Fuck people who don’t vaccinate.

M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Sep 8

cold has commenced. body aches and can’t get comfortable.

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M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Sep 7

Rolex’s whole brand is duping people into thinking they’re a super exclusive luxury watch brand when they’re just… okay? Some time-piece experts would say mediocre. Seems like an apt metaphor for the orange man.

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M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Sep 7

goddamn that first photo looks like Gerard Dubois’ illustration of moby dick. source: www.gdubois.com

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M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Sep 6

it’s been like 4 days and they haven’t responded HA

M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Sep 4

told new potential squish that I’m aromantic. now we wait and see how they respond.

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M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Sep 1

Iiiii forgot to do the one thing I was supposed to do today

M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Aug 29

Another rough night. Can’t catch a break

M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Aug 29

I think I was a koi in a past life. I could say I was something cool like an eagle or a cat but honestly I think I was an ornamental carp swimmingly happily in a little pond

a person is holding a fish in a pond .

ALT: a person is holding a fish in a pond .

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M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Aug 28

I am also tired and am therefore a feral little gremlin

M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Aug 28

fack I don’t know how to be a person

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M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Aug 26

this Barbie is in a freeze response

M ⚡️🐸 @misanalias.bsky.social · Aug 26

Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?