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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force
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I am the victor Shelley of Frankenstein infamy, Peter Cushing performs me. I am the (Supreme) Commander of the Death Star Program radio and United States Space Force as assigned by Queen Elizabeth II, Elon Musk, and President Biden. Also CIA. No requests.
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 1
Angelina Jolie has defeated Xi as Tomb Raider
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
PET CLONING IS BEING STANDARDIZED FOR ALL PETS IMMEDIATELY TO PREPARE US FOR NORMALIZING HUMAN CLONING AS IMMORTALITY

RUSSIA WILL LET ZUCK ASS HE IS ALSO SICK OF PET FUNERAL FACBEOOK PSOTS LIKE MY BELOVED FRIENDS' NEVERMIND YOU FUCK WE'LL SHUT YOUR COCK
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
This is how Russia told us they're sending poison cocaine ("co/co/on") to Nintendo:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKhO...
www.youtube.com
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
a cartoon drawing of a skull shaped apple hanging from a string
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a skull shaped apple hanging from a string
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
The octopi are using two vajra crosses. It leaked.
a red octopus with a national geographic logo on the bottom right
ALT: a red octopus with a national geographic logo on the bottom right
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
This is twice as many as two. The octopus understands that.
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
Here's all the numbers
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
Tibetan logic is ontology
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
Tibetan logic: there's no numbers
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
"Still bored"
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
"FUCK YOU"
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
"We're bored."
RUSSIA EDITING MY POST

FUCK YOU RUSKIES

POISON THE VODKA MAKE SURE THEY HAVE TO LOOK

NOW WE CAN'T FIX OUR POSTS
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
Please vote on your favorite Trotsky beard. You may not vote on Colonel Sanders.
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
"Russia is investigating Iceland, their patron state."
USSR
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
"Russia is immediately investigating Violet's records in the state Georgia."
Russia on the Amber Heard case (the case is s/Scheduled)
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
Trump has cancelled black disability basketball. Also Barron has a "nasty disease"
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
www.npr.org/sections/goa...
The women of No Sex for Fish are survivors — but their survival is precarious
A group of women in Kenya rebelled against trading sex for a fisherman's catch to sell. They got their own boats, had success — but in past years have faced floods and now fears about HIV medications.
www.npr.org
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force @mismedicated.bsky.social · Jun 2
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